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Monday, June 25th, 2007

The Price Is not Right for Rosie O’Donnell

It has been talked about for weeks now, but Rosie O’Donnell will probably not replace Bob Barker as host of The Price is Right because she doesn’t want to move to Los Angeles. Rosie said: Well, here’s the thing, I don’t really need a job. I’m in a weird position. I don’t need the money. […]


Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

Julia Roberts gives birth to baby boy

Julia Roberts Julia Roberts has given birth to a 8 1/2 pound baby boy named Henry Daniel Moder at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. This is Julia and husband Danny Moder’s third child, the new born will join two-year-old twins, Hazel and Phinnaeus. Roberts’ publicist, Marcy Engelman issued the following statement: All of […]


Friday, June 15th, 2007

Nicole Richie having a baby

Nicole Richie There has been talks about Nicole Richie being pregnant with Joel Madden’s baby. Now a friend of Nicole is saying she’s definitely pregnant and hoping to use it to keep her out of jail. The friend tells Page Six: “Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail,” the […]


Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Paris Hilton to be turned into a cartoon

Jailbird Paris Hilton will be immortalized into her own cartoon character for an animated series on the MTV channel, according to legendary comic creator Stan Lee. The word around town is that the new series will be very similar to Pamela Anderson’s Stripperella, also created by Stan. Meanwhile, Paris has been transferred out of the […]


Friday, June 8th, 2007

Judge Michael Sauer is the man

Three cheers for Judge Michael Sauer, looks like this judge isn’t a push over for Paris Hilton’s vagina. Judge Michael has order Paris back to the slammer, Paris will have to serve the reminder of her sentence with credit for about 5 days already served. After the judge order Paris back to jail, Paris had […]


Thursday, June 7th, 2007

Paris out of jail already

It must be good to be rich and famous and also white. Paris Hilton has already been released from lockup at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, apparently due to some medical reason. Instead of being in jail like the rest of the criminals, Paris will be relaxing at her home for the next […]


Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

Holy cow Salma Hayek is a cow

Salma Hayek is so pregnant that when she gives birth, she’s going to already have a teenager to take care of. Damn, she still got a hot set of knockers. It’s like being pregnant and also carrying around two bowling balls strap to your chest.




Paris Hilton thinks Sarah Silverman is a bitch

Apparently Paris Hilton wasn’t too happy with Sarah Silverman and her jokes about her during the MTV Movie Awards show. Paris may have kept her tears from flowing down her face and smiled, but backstage she was overheard saying, “She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.” Paris shouldn’t be mad, she should be happy people […]


Monday, June 4th, 2007

Paris Hilton begin life in prison

Paris Hilton is currently spending her next 23 days behind bars. Paris entered Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood last night at 11:38 PM, right after attending MTV’s Movie Awards, more on that later. Paris had the following to say in a statement release by her lawyer: I am ready to face the consequences of […]


Friday, June 1st, 2007

Paris Hilton gets ready for prison

To prepare for her 23 days of prison living beginning on Monday, Paris has ordered a hair and makeup team to come to her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. so she could look her best for the media circus that will take place outside the prison. Someone on the inside of Paris’s camp says: […]


 
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