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Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

Kate Moss must not be pregnant

Supermodel/Coke user Kate Moss must not be as pregnant as Pete Doherty uncle has been telling the Press. While at the Moet and Chandon Fashion Tribute show, Kate is seen chugging a bottle of Moet and breathing in the fragrant aroma of cigarette smoke. Either there isn’t a baby or the future parents are training […]




Top money making dead celebrities 2006

This years dead celebrity bringing in the loot is Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain, who dethrone former dead king Elvis Presley. The top 13 dead stars bought in a total of $247 million from Oct 2005 to Oct 2006. Kurt Cobain – $50 million Elvis Presley – $42 million Charles M. Schulz – $35 million John Lennon […]


Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Kevin Federline to stink up the big screen

Kevin Federline Wannabe rapper Kevin Federline will soon bring his crappy acting and singing ability to a theater near you. Britney Spears’ husband will make his movie debut in the upcoming hip-hop movie, Caught on Tape, which will be directed by rapper Sticky Fingaz. Sticky says: This is a hardcore musical – lots of violence, […]




Nick Carter says Paris Hilton is a prude that smuggle drug

Former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter says ex-girlfriend Paris Hilton was so into drugs that she would smuggle her own stash when she travel overseas. Nick tells News of the World: If she was going overseas she’d cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis. She had to have her own private stash […]




Nicole Richie wears yellow pantie

Nicole Richie gets on top of the table at Arena nightclub to give people with cameras a better view of her yellow pantie. I guess Nicole is taking a page from Paris in showing people your pantie. [Image]




Criss Angel all over Paris

Splash News Criss Angel looks like some Joe Schmo who is a psychopath grinding with Paris Hilton and wishing to talk his way into having a night in Paris. How many of you place some money on Paris sleeping with Criss at the end of the night?




Paris Hilton’s friends get spam

Being a fake friend of Paris Hilton is hard work. Many of Paris’ friends that are on her MySpace page are reporting that they are being spammed with email about winning a trip to meet her in person. When the “friends” clicked on the e-mail, they were taken to another screen, telling them, “Hurry! Only […]




Weekend Box Office: October 20 – October 22

Top 5 Weekend Grosses October 20 – October 22 (Estimated) ThisWk LastWk Title (Distributor) Wk Theaters WkndGross TotalGross 1 New The PrestigeBuena Vista 1 2281 $14,818,000 $14,818,000 2 2 The DepartedWarner Bros 3 3005 $13,675,000 $77,148,000 3 New Flags of Our FathersParamount 1 1876 $10,200,000 $10,200,000 4 4 Open SeasonSony 4 3379 $8,000,000 $69,602,000 5 […]


Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

Kate Moss maybe pregnant

Supermodel and occasional coke head Kate Moss is reported to be pregnant with drug addicted boyfriend Pete Doherty. Pete’s loose-lipped uncle Phil Michels told the Sunday Mirror: I have spoken to Pete twice about the baby and he has confirmed that Kate is pregnant. They are both delighted and Pete sounded really excited. That is […]


Saturday, October 21st, 2006

Tyra Banks must be possed

Tickets to the show $0 Bling out Vaseline $100 Seeing Tyra rolling on the floor laughing Priceless So what did we all learn from this? We can all Vaseline.


 
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