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Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Kelly Clarkson enjoys being naked

American Idol winner, Kelly Clarkson, loves walking around her house , according to a source close to the star. The Grammy-winning pop star enjoys walking around her home in the buff, no matter the circumstances. That would include not 福汇 just when close friends are around, but even when her home is “filled with strangers […]


Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Rihanna strips down to birthday suit

Rihanna gets all wet for FHM Germany. Very soon 影梭 we’ll see her gracing the cover of Playboy.


Monday, January 21st, 2008

Jack Bauer free to fight terrorist again

Kiefer Sutherland has been after serving a total of 48 days for his second DUI and violating probation. “Throughout his stay, he never griped, never complained,” Balian previously said. 二元期权 “He never wanted preferential treatment from the get go, and we respect him for that.” First thing Jack Bauer’s going to do is kick some […]


Friday, January 18th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan’s goes to see dead people

Lindsay Lohan has agree to spend four hours for two days and another two days working at a hospital emergency room as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving. Hopefully, Lindsay doesn’t have necrophilia and wind up screwing multiple corpse. At least at the morgue the people are already dead, but at the hospital […]


Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

Paris Hilton wants to fuck lick eat snort…

Paris Hilton got a little drunk while partying at LAX in Hollywood this past weekend. Here is part of what drunk Paris was saying: By the way, umm, it’s Sunday fucking night, but DJ AM is here, the shit. He has all his boys. He fucking rocks. LAX is the best fucking place to go. […]


Monday, January 14th, 2008

Michelle Rodriguez making up for lost time

<img id="image2399" src="http://today.ccopinion.com/files/2007/10/michelle-rodriguez-grin site fiable pour acheter du cialis.jpg” alt=”Michelle Rodriguez gives a grin” /> It’s only been a few days since Michelle Rodriguez was released from prison for DUI and she’s already thinking of drinking and probably a little driving. Michelle tells TMZ, “I got some New Year’s celebrating to do.” Now that the […]


Friday, January 11th, 2008

Christina Aguilera ready to give birth

is reporting that Christina Aguilera is currently at a hospital preparing to give birth now. Word on the street is that Christina Aguilera is already at Cedars awaiting a very shadowsocks教程 special delivery—and we’re not talking ’bout the Domino’s kind. She has allegedly been there since last night, but when Planet Gossip’s Marc Malkin checked […]


Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Lindsay Lohan really needs money

Back in October we told you Lindsay Lohan was near bankruptcy, now it looks like shes resorted to asking for hand out from her friends. And when friends won’t give her any spending money, Lohan can be seen pimping herself out for whatever money she can get, most recently Ariva, the quit-smoking tobacco lozenge. A […]


Tuesday, January 1st, 2008

We’re back

After almost a month being offline, we are now back. Your probably wonder what happen to us these past few weeks, well lets just 翻墙 say our super computer started shooting out fire. Now that it’s been fix it’s time to make fun of celebrities again. Happy New Year everyone.


Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Sherri Shepherd is super genius

Sherri Shepherd must be a member of Mensa, because during this morning’s The View she knew things no one knew about. Things like there was nothing before Jesus. Wow! Holy smokes, I wasted so many years in school learning about 港股开户 dinosaurs, Greek history, and even cavemen. And, now I know this Jesus dude had […]


 
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