You know you your really in the gutters pathetic when you get rejected by Lindsay Lohan aka Firecrotch. That’s exactly what happen to Britney Spears’ soon to be ex-husband Kevin Federline, he text message Lohan, “We should hang out,” in which she replied, “Why would I hang out with you?”

“She was totally grossed out,” a Lohan pal tells Us.

Says another, “She thought it was hilarious.”

However, Federline didn’t appreciate Lohan’s “Why would I hang out with you?” reply.

He fired back, calling her a “firecrotch.”

Says the source, “She couldn’t believe he was so pathetic. She doesn’t want him using her to make Britney jealous.”

Getting rejected by Lohan isn’t a easy feat, it takes a really big pathetic loser to have Lohan say no to sex with you. Kevin’s only luck at get back at Britney is to bang Paris Hilton, but if he also gets rejected by the human sperm bank, he still got the mystery blonde named Rebecca.

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