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Posted by George on August 10th, 2006
According to Maxim online, Floyd Landis is their Today’s Girl.
The alleged crime: After Tour officials found Jose Canseco-esque amounts of testosterone in his urine samples, Floyd is no longer recognized as the 2006 Tour de France champion.
His excuses: I always have high testosterone, I got wasted the night before on a 12 pack of Testoster-Ale, Mennonites have huge balls (full of testosterone), Hulk smash urine sample judge…
Our verdict: You can’t get away with using steroids. Unless you play baseball.
I wonder what is worst, being label as Today’s Girl by Maxim Online or being label as a drug using cheater?