Future Porn Star In The Making Crystal Parizanski
Posted by George on January 18th, 2006

Crystal ParizanskiIf you guys saw American Idol last night you would have seen Crystal Parizanski, the super tan and dumb or dumb acting girl. This girl was so stupid there is no word to write to express the stupidity this girl possess. Her mom isn’t the brightest person either. The following is part of the conversation from the audition:

Crystal :: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randy :: HEY!!!!!!!!
Crystal :: You need me to explain anything? HEY, WHAT’S UP PEOPLE! [Waves hello with both hands.]
Simon :: Yes, the tan.
Crystal :: Okay, um, my name is Crystal. Um, I just turned six-
Simon :: No, I wanna hear about your suntan.
Crystal :: Okay, I’m singing “And I’m Telling You” by Jennifer Holliday.
Simon :: No, no, no. I wanna hear about your suntan.
Crystal :: Oh, my sun tan? …I go tanning?
Simon :: Nooooooooooo!

Crystal is already preparing for a future career as a porn star with the following from her MySpace page.Crystal Parizanski

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(8) Comments to “Future Porn Star In The Making Crystal Parizanski”

  1. Posted by john on January 21, 2006 @ 2:16 pm

    Yes, that’s nice except her web page also says, ”
    (Attn I do not mean that SERIOUSLY! my future career in life isnt to be a porn star! lol)”

    So your page is a bit misleading

  2. Posted by George on January 21, 2006 @ 2:49 pm

    Hello John,

    This was not misleading at all, it looks like Crystal Parizanski recently changed her MySpace after we wrote about this. I assume she saw this and went back to her MySpace page page and include that disclaimer.

  3. Posted by Rachael on January 28, 2006 @ 10:18 am

    Hey I am hard of hearing (deaf) don’t you dare talk suit about my sister she’s a great singer you just don’t know that. she sings better in real life in person and on the news the american idol is fake they told her to put on more make ups that’s she looked sun tan she don’t go tanning at all, and she isn’t stupid they add thoes things to make her look bad and they changed the vite, sounds, when simon said that was the worst we have had in chicago it isn’t true they didn’t really say that and they weren’t even there at that time its so fake, also no way never in the world my sister isn’t gonna be no porn star she isn’t a porn star she’s a virgin and gonna wait until married first just like me, she isn’t stupid at all like all thoes girls who have sex young r stupid. And she is gonna be a singer somedays so am I no matter what ur all so wrong about her u dk her at all she’s a great sweet girl with a good heart, is a very god singer, dancer. People who talk shit about others and spray rumors and glossip that aren’t true and pick on others r people that don’t fel good about them self. How rude of all of u to make fun of her u havw got no right and ur just jealous.
    What if the same happened to all of u and the american idol workers changes it into all fake how would u feel, how would u feel if everyone was making fun of u sad, upset, scared, worried u dk what its like cause ur all stupid think its cool to pick on others and to make fun of em no it isn’t cool get real grow up. If I hear one more shit about her from all of u devils,jerks, bitchies ur gonna be sue. And god is really angry at u I just know it u know nothing. I was in , out of hospital for my whole life and she was left out, my house burned down, grandpa died, I loss my hearing at 5 and had 36 surgerys and in 17 machines. U don’t understand how sad it is for her having to be the youngest, to have people to feel sorry for me it makes me cry everyday. So please stop if u believe in ur self and work harder everyday ur dream will come true and don’t listen to the rumores or what people think or say ur all so special inside ur own heart…

    So please understand thank u very much and have a nice weekend god bless america mwauh….

    P.s. Don’t u dare talk shit about my beautiful lovely mom or my sister. If u do ur dead…

  4. Posted by Tanya on January 29, 2006 @ 8:27 am

    I worked for AI
    This girl sings great
    The Whole show was Fake
    They never said that she was bad,in fact the opposite
    Italked to her and she has hada very hard Life
    She isalso VERY smart
    This is TV people
    They edit 2 make you look stupid.

  5. Posted by Candice on February 13, 2006 @ 9:50 am

    i dont get you people you sit here and pick on a 16 yr old girl because of some FAKE reality show! you should really think before you do things i personally know her brother and there life is in no way easy! They told her to put on more make up. They edit every thing. Cant you tell by how she had a pink shirt on ounce and a grey shit on after that? are you people really that dumb. what is T.V comming to talk about doing ANYTHING for ratings. well i hope you people are happy. This year has seriously made me hate american idol. they made fun of overweight people, homosexuals, and now young teens? pretty sad if you ask me

  6. Posted by Dex on March 2, 2006 @ 1:41 am

    Attitude and makup. Too much of both.

  7. Posted by Grace on March 9, 2007 @ 12:45 pm

    are you guys fucking retarded ? do u actually think american idol is real?? it’s all fucking fake, the reasons so many horrible people are staying on the show is because of a little website called http://www.votefortheworst.com obviously Crystal Parizanski was not really like that. The producers cut and past clips to make people look like idiots and kept telling her to put on more and more make up.

    morons

  8. Posted by Jizz Man on March 19, 2007 @ 9:02 am

    Somebody get this girl a nose-job. What a schnaz!

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