• Britney Spears will need to get some Rogaine For Women soon. [Monsters and Critics]
• David Hasselhoff and Pamela Bach must say away from each other. [TMZ]
• Can Penelope Cruz be pregnant with Matthew McConaughey’s baby? [The Sun]
• Heavy coffee drinkers are at increased risk of heart attacks. [Mirror]
• Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz does the full Monty. [The Superficial]
• Crash is gonna made another crash into a theatre near you. [E Online]
• Boy George drug charges dismissed and order to rehab. [People]
• Sharon Stone will kiss anyone for peace. [AP]
• New blonde crustacean found. [AP]

Christina Aguilera leaving Boujis nightclub in South Kensingston March 7, 2006. Christina really enjoyed herself at a friends birthday party.

[JJB]

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan tells Cosmopolitan magazine in an interview that she would strip and go naked if she knows she will win an Oscar. She also went on to say that she’s already, “OK with being topless in front of people.”

I bet this is why she didn’t wear a bra or use double sided tape when she was at the General Motors fashion show, as a result we all got to see her nipple.

Lohan also added that she is currently single without any boyfriends, but is surrounded by “people who are fun to have crushes on.”

You go Lindsay, play the field, your still young. Just don’t go on and make a sex tape that will get leaked, and if you already did, better make sure you destroy it.

Star magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson was dumped by text message. All it took for Adam Levine to get rid of Jessica was a few tap of the cell pad and the message, “Really busy. Need Space.”

It all took awhile for Jessica to realized that she got drop like last weeks leftovers. After coming back to reality all Jessica could do was tell her best friend, “I just got dumped.”

We need not worry about Jessica in finding herself another companionship. A source tells Star that she and Jude Law have been calling each other non-stop. Sounds like these two did hook up at the Chateau Marmont hotel.

Lindsay Lohan

Looks like Lindsay Lohan has signed on with Louis Vuitton for their upcoming new ads. Lohan will make her LV debut in the autumn/winter 2006 – 2007 collection, in which designer Marc Jacobs describes as “very young” and “cartoony”.

This isn’t the first handbag ad for Lohan, she has previously starred in ads for Dooney & Bourke. Jacobs says:

There are all sorts of people I’d like to work with. But the stars – and I don’t mean celebrities – all have to be in line… when everything else just gels.

[Vogue]

Vivica A Fox got a lump on those melons.

[Faded Youth]

Geri Halliwell on the cover of Hello magazine.

[Hello]

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got rings. [TMZ]
• Paris Hilton blacklisted from Vanity Fair’s parties. [Daily Dish]
• Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell cocaine binge, with some lesbian sex thrown in. [Sun]
• Mary J. Blige doesn’t like sitting on a toilet seat someone else has been on. [TSG]
• Kristin Cavallari dismiss reports she is with Nick Lachey. [Contact Music]
• The Bachelor caused the break-up of the bachelor Travis Stork and his new love Sarah Stone from the show. [People]
• Teri Hatcher sexually abused by her uncle when she was 5 and until she was 8. [USA Today]
• Jermaine Jackson scrapping plans for a tell-all book about the musical family. [Monsters and Critics]

Donald Trump and Ivanka Trump

Star of The Apprentice has came out and say that if he wasn’t the father of daughter Ivanka, he would love to date her. All this took place when Donald Trump and Ivanka were on The View talking about the appearance of Ivanka on the show The Apprentice. When Trump was asked what he would do if Ivanka posed for Playboy, Trump replied:

If she posed, it would be fine. But it depends on what’s inside the magazine. Although she does have a very nice figure,” he said. “I’ve said if she wasn’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.

I wonder how Ivanka is feeling after the comment from her dad. I bet The Donald has thoughts of Ivanka, too sick to think about that.

[NY Post]

Jake Gyllenhaal looks like he was possessed the night before the Oscar. I bet he started celebrating winning the Oscar a little too early.

[AOL]