Paris and Nicky Hilton

Yet another wacky story coming out of the Hilton family, Paris And Nicky Hilton to be exact.

The two Hilton sisters are coming up with a plan to have a cartoon show base on their lives for the US market.

Paris has already gotten the ball rolling by talking to Interscope boss Ted Fields about the sisterly project.

Interscope will most likely produce the cartoon and find a buyer in the Us to air the airhead sisters.

I will go on the limb and take a guess and say the cartoon will not feature Paris as a porn star.

[The Sun]

According to In Touch magazine, Angelina Jolie’s adopted son Maddox Jolie-Pitt wins the title of the cutest celebrity child.

1. Maddox Jolie-Pitt (Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt)
2. Rowan Henchy (Brooke Shields/Chris Henchy)
3. Liv Helen Freundlich (Julianne Moore/Bart Freundlich)
4. Ava Phillippe (Reese Witherspoon/Ryan Phillippe)
5. Rudy Law (Jude Law/Sadie Frost)
6. Ella Bleu Travolta (John Travolta/Kelly Preston)
7. Charlie Crowe (Russell Crowe/Danielle Spencer)
8. Rocco Ritchie (Madonna/Guy Ritchie)
9. Willow Smith (Will Smith/Jada Pinkett-Smith)
10. Apple Martin (Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin)

[Contact Music]

Trump worries about Britney

Even Donald Trump doesn’t like Kevin Federline. The billionaire Trump is worried about Britney Spears after seeing how much money gigolo Federline is spending. Trump told Jeannette Walls of the The Scoop:

What has happened to Britney? She’s put her very successful career on hold to get married and have a baby. Lots of women do that but there’s something that just doesn’t look right here. The husband? I don’t know. I’ve just never been a big fan. I hope he’s OK. He certainly seems to be spending lots of her money.

Someone needs to knock some sense into Spenderline and let him know Britney’s money is not a lottery that he can just go crazy with. Britney needs to go further than putting Federline on a budget, cut off all his credit cards and make him do some work to get his allowance. Its like raising a child, you give them an allowance for doing some chores around the house.

[The Scoop]

Once again Eva Longoria says too much. In a interview with Allure magazine she reveals more sex secrets by saying Tony Parker was inexperience in the bedroom when they first started knocking boots:

Tony’s only been with one other person in his life. He’s very sweet. I’m the experienced one. I’m the teacher, especially about love.

He’s always telling me he’s never met anyone who loves the way I do – wholly, freely and unconditionally.

She went on to diss other diva like actress by saying how full of themselves they are:

Since I grew up in Texas, I’m like the people he’s gotten used to around San Antonio instead of being a Hollywood actress who’s selfish and arrogant and full of herself… and screamy.

We still like you Eva, you and your big mouth.

[Ananova]

Tom Cruise

After Tom Cruise was able to get Comedy Central to pull the repeat airing of a South Park episode about Scientology, the creator of the show have spoken. The creator Trey Parker and Matt Stone released the following statement by way of their lawyer:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

— Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu

Also as a result of all this Issac Hayes, the voice of Chef, has quit the show. Hollywood is run by martian, not really, but maybe.

[NPR]

Kevin Federline

Our favorite gigolo Kevin Federline has just another shitty piece of music for all of us to hear.

Get yourself over to Kevin’s MySpace page and cheer up your day by having a good laugh.

Before you go we must warn you first that your ears will hurt after the song is finish and that you will realize you wasted almost 2 minute of your life.

[MySpace]

• Damon Dash stoned and flirtatious. [Gatecrasher]
• Kate Moss buys a 24k gold Jimmyjane Little Something vibrator. [Canada]
• Wal-Mart hiring 150,000 people in China over the next five years. [CNN]
• Factory producing marijuana candy and drinks in California has been closed down. [ABC News]
• Tony Sirico was once a real life mobster. [NY Post]
• L.A. police reopen Notorious B.I.G. murder case. [Starpulse]
• Sean “Diddy” Combs soon to sell houses, just like Martha Stewart. [Tmcnet]

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie wants her new born child to be French, as a tribute to her dying mother, Marcheline Betrand, Angelina wants to give birth in France. Marcheline who is suffering from uterine cancer has suggest to Angeline to maintain a circle of life by giving birth to her first child with Brad Pitt in France. A source says:

Angelina is torn between wanting to be close to her gravely-ill mum in America and respecting her wishes by having the baby in France. She adores her mother and wants more than anything for her to be around to see her firstborn.

She and Brad have been staying in France as much as they can and Angelina will have to decide soon, before she is too far gone in her pregnancy to travel.

Marcheline condition has worsen and according to some sources, “does not have long to live.” The uterine cancer has spread throughout Marcheline’s body and has been staying at Los Angeles’ Raffles L’Ermitage Hotel in Beverly Hills for several months now.

[The Sun]

Donald Trump

Billionaire real estate tycoon Donald Trump has a new apprentice when wife Melania Knauss Trump gave birth to son Barron William Trump. The happy news was announced to the public during a interview on the MSNBC show Imus in the Morning. Trump told Imus that “Everyone’s perfect. She’s very happy and it’s really great.” Trump also went on to say how young he is feeling:

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young

The new mother Melania was in labor for over eight hours. This son makes Barron the fifth child for Mr. Trump. Thump has three who are in their twenties with ex-wife Ivana Trump: Donald Jr., Ivanka and Eric. One preteen daughter name Tiffany with second ex-wife Marla Maples.

[AP]