Brandon Davis

The big mouth Brandon Davis gets his own medicine handed down to him by a Lindsay Lohan fan. After that fire crotch calling incident last week, this time Lindsay’s fan began the payback outside a Hollywood nightclub. The fan screamed out:

No wonder why Mischa Barton dumped your ass. Go home and take a shower. Lindsay Lohan earns her money. You get it from daddy.

That’s what you get for being a dumb ass prick. now all we need now is some fan to start screaming at dumb ass Paris Hilton for laughing.

[TMZ]

Zahara Jolie-Pitt

Both Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are in pain worrying about Zahara’s health condition. The Sun reports, the couple are fighting about how best to treat her.

The stricken tot has stopped sleeping properly, cries frequently and screams when put on her back.

A source says:

Brad is absolutely beside himself. He’s desperate to take Zahara to the US for medical attention. But Angie insists on staying in Africa. It has caused a number of fights between them.

Even after so many tests, the doctors are all baffle at what may be causing the illness. Some are fearful the illness is genetic, which will require Angelina contact the birth mother for her medical history.

[The Sun]

Angelina Jolie

Taking pictures of Brad Pitt and pregnant Angelina Jolie will now get you arrested and put behind bars. A South African photographer wasn’t too lucky when he arrested in Namibia on Friday night for doing just that.

John Liebenberg, a South African paparazzi was arrested in Namibia for trying to photograph pregnant superstar Angelina Jolie and her lover Brad Pitt.

Deputy commissioner Iyambo said:

I can confirm he was arrested Friday evening. He is still in police custody and will appear before the Walvis Bay magistrate’s court on Monday morning.

Wonder how much money Angelina and Brad is paying the country of Namibia to protect their privacy?

Update:
The courts have dismissed this crazy case. The photographer gets release with a warning. Looks like business as usual for the other photographers.

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Madonna

Madonna didn’t really love Guy Ritchie when she decided to marry him. The real reason for the nuptial was a convenient way to make her look good to the world. Madonna tells Tatler:

I went into the marriage saying, ‘He’s fantastically talented, very witty, very smart. He’s going to make me laugh and look good because he’s so successful and, of course, he’s gorgeous, sexy and handsome.

But none of these things mean anything after you’ve been sharing a life together for a few years and you’re dealing with raising children and scheduling and finances. You have to go back to what is the point of marriage.

You go to school to learn how to learn and I think marriage is about learning to learn as well. Diane Sawyer once said to me that a good marriage is a contest of generosity – I thought that was a good thing to say.

So I guess Guy was just a purse that Madonna bought to impress all the other girls.

[Female First]

Elton John

Elton John wants to shoot all you photographers out there. During an award ceremony at the Cannes Film Festival last night, in which he was presenting the Chopard Trophy to Canadian actor Kevin Zegers:

He is only 21 years old, already he showed incredible talent and maturity. I sincerely believe he will be a huge star and a great actor for many, many years to come.

As the photographers interrupted him during his speech, Elton screamed out:

If you saw Transamerica… I’m talking … you fuckwit, fucking photographers, you should be shot, you should be all shot. Thank you.

Is it me or do more and more people hate this guy now. Maybe he is helping Britney Spears by making people hate him instead.

[Digital Spy]

Britney Spears give you the finger

Britney Spears gives you the finger while giving you a poem. Can this poem be referring to Kevin Federline?

REMEMBRANCE OF WHO I AM

No more chains
That you gave me

Enough of pain
Now I’m craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night?

Silly patterns that we follow
You pull me in
I’m being swallowed
By the ones you think you love
They pull you down
You can’t see up above

Manipulation is the key
They screw it in
Because you’re naive

You come to me now
Why do you bother?
Remember the Bible, the sins of the Father
What you do
You pass down
No wonder why
I lost my crown

You don’t see me now
You asl yourself why
My crown is back
And it’s way too high
For you to be in my presence
Especially my son
You should bow down
I’ve only just begun

The guilt you fed me
Made me weak
The voodoo you did
I couldn’t speak

You’re awakening
The phone is ringing
Resurrection of my soul
I’m bringing

What will you say?
And what will you do?
She’s not the same person that you’re used to

You trick me once, twice, now it’s three
Look, who’s smiling now
Damn, it’s good to be me!

After almost killing son Sean Preston Federline by almost dropping him while exiting a hotel in New York City, Britney Spears was in tears after the whole incident.

Britney Spears in tear

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Angelina Jolie is reported to be giving birth within 48 hours in Namibia, according to Extra TV.

On Thursday, Brangelina’s security in Namibia was tighter than ever. One newspaper report claimed Angelina may opt for a home birth with a private aircraft on standby.

Baby Brangelina isn’t even born yet, but the little one is already creating buzz from coast to coast. “Brad, you know it doesn’t seem like he needs too much of my advice,” Will Smith said. “He’s got it going on.”

After birth the child will have already made about $5 million for other less fortunate children in the world. Can this be a coincidence, The Da Vinci Code opens on the same weekend as the coming birth of Angelina and Brad Pitt’s child? I think not.

Update:
It’s a girl. Angelina has given birth to a baby girl name Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.

[Extra]

Les Moonves and Julie Chen

The Big Brother host, Julie Chen is Les Moonves’s peacock.

CBS boss man Les Moonves had his own icky moment when a photographer egged him on by asking him to pose in front of the peacock – the logo of rival NBC. “No, no, no”, Les said, and stuck out his tongue, toddler-style. But that wasn’t the icky part. Moonves then turned to his wife, Julie Chen, and said, “She’s my peacock”.

I wonder what goes on in the bedroom between these two, given the feelings Les has for NBC. Maybe they do some role playing in which Julie the Peacock gets raided by Les the Cyclops.

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