Umberto Billo has been named number one in Maxim magazine’s Top 10 “Living Sex Legends” list. Now I want to know who the hell is Umberto Billo? Umberto Billo claims to have shagged with 8,000 women, thats 3,000 more than second place Charlie Sheen.

10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) – 1,000
9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) – 1,000
8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) – 1,200
7. Jack Nicholson (actor) – 2,000
6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) – 2,500
5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) – 3,000
4. Julio Iglesias (singer) – 3,000
3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) – 4,600
2. Charlie Sheen (actor) – 5,000
1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) – 8,000

[Zap2It]

Kevin Federline gets a makeover

Kevin Federline gets a brand spanking new look. What’s the reason for this new look, you ask? Well he’s running for office as the next governor of California. OK, that was a joke, the real reason for the clean look is to promote his record which will be release in August. Kevin tells Item magazine:

On the public: “I should just put a bulls-eye on my back. If I stay home and take care of my wife and my kids, then I’m a loafer, not a good father. If I try to have a career, nobody thinks I am caring for my family. I can’t win.”

On rumors: “You’ll never see that guy they say cheats or goes partying all the time. If I’m there and I’m out at a club, I am there for a reason. I am not there to mingle with women. All that shit is done to me. I did that when I was 21.”

On his kids: “It’s completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he’s already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don’t have it easy with me. Period….My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit.”

On his image: “I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it’s, ‘How’s the wife and kids?’ Not that I mind; that’s my pride and joy. But it would be nice for people to look at me like an artist. The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears’ husband, that’s the day I am looking forward to.”

On his media conspiracy theory: “The same day Dick Cheney shoots someone, they’ve got me on the cover of MSN [Web site]. It’s life they’re diverting attention from what’s really going on.”

Since when do rappers look clean shaven like a politician about to pull something over your head? Who the hell is he targeting as his demographic with this clean look? I know no CEO is going to go out and buy his record. And I know no teen is going to buy thinking he is a sellout with his new look.

[US Weekly]

Katie Couric

The Today show says goodbye to Katie Couric after 15 years of service on the NBC show. The last show for Couric was also an emotional one for co-host Matt Lauer:

Plunking a box of tissues on the desk, Lauer said to Couric, “This isn’t for you. It’s for me.”

“I’m feeling happy and sad and completely out of control, and you know how much I like that,” Couric told Lauer, who noted that his outgoing partner is “a control freak.”

And at the end Katie is still a bitch, when she snubbed Ann Curry towards the end when she kissed Al Roker and Matt, but left Ann hanging when she tried to do the same.

[People]

Chris Backus and Mira Sorvino

Actress Mira Sorvino and husband Chris Backus added a new addition to their family with their second child, a baby boy named Johnny Backus. Mira gave birth to Johnny at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Beverly Hills on May 29, 2006. Little Johnny weight in at 7 lbs. and 14 oz. Mira’s rep Ed Choi tells People:

Both mother and son are doing very well and are both very healthy. The entire family is thrilled at the addition of a baby brother for their daughter, Mattea.

Seems like everyone is giving birth at the same week. First there was Gwen Stefani than Angelina Jolie and now it is Mira.

[Access Hollywood]

Mariah Carey’s $1 billion legs

Mariah Carey are so sexy hot that she got them insured for a crazy $1 billion. That’s right, billion with a B. Mariah got her legs insured after agreeing to do Gillette’s Legs Of A Goddess campaign. A source tells Daily Mirror:

The sum reflects her popularity. She’s about to start a US tour and she’ll have to be careful.

I wonder how much it is in premium to get a $1 billion insurance policy? So Mariah can be a billionaire if she accidentally cut her leg while shaving. The next body part Mariah will be insuring will be her ass.

[A Socialite’s Life]

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has changed, she doesn’t like to be naked on film anymore. This time around Paris is pissed that producers of National Lampoons Pledge This! added more naked scenes of her into the movie.

I’m angry that they edited the final cut without my permission. I took the part on the assurance I wouldn’t do any nudity. I wanted to do something where I’d be taken seriously, and they added a load of scenes with naked girls. I was so angry I snubbed my own premiere.

Since when did Paris become a actress that can go and snub their own movie at the Cannes Film Festival? Isn’t Paris still a C-listed star? Doesn’t Paris know the only reason people would go and see this film is if they know they going to see her naked?

[All Headline News]

Michelle Rodriguez

Former Lost star Michelle Rodriguez has been release from hard time in jail after only serving only four hours and 20 minutes, instead of the 60 days originally handed down. That’s what I call release on good behavior. A spokesperson for the L.A. City Attorney’s office says:

Needless to say, our prosecutors are not happy about this. But the sheriffs have a policy to let some nonviolent offenders go early, in part due to jail overcrowding.

Michelle was release but will have to do 30 days of community service and is on two years probation and I bet she gets caught drinking and driving before the two years. I wonder how much money was paid for her release?

[People]

Nicole Richie at the beach in a bikini on 05/28/2006. She looks exactly like the skeleton you usually see in science class.

[Gossip Rocks]

Actor Paul Gleason passed away Saturday (May 27, 2006) at the age of 67, from a rare form of lung cancer. Paul was best known for playing the principle in the hit movie The Breakfast Club.

Gleason died at a local hospital Saturday of mesothelioma, a rare form of lung cancer linked to asbestos, said his wife, Susan Gleason.

“Whenever you were with Paul, there was never a dull moment,” his wife said. “He was awesome.”

R.I.P. Paul Gleason.

[AP]