Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole Smith, better known recently as the mother who made money on the death of her son, has been accused of paying $10,000 for a citizenship in the Bahamas.

The “fast-tracking” of Smith’s residency in the island nation has caused a political uproar there, with accusations being hurled that Smith’s application for citizenship was moved to the top of a long list after her $10,000 check was delivered to the personal home of the Bahamas’ immigration minister, Shane Gibson.

Photographer Larry Birkhead — who claims that he’s the father of Smith’s newly-born daughter — recently told MSNBC’s Rita Cosby that Smith fled to the Bahamas “to avoid any talks of custody and visitation.”

Calling the approval of Smith’s residency a “sordid affair,” the Bahaman Free National Movement alleges that Smith was given residency in a stunningly short three weeks. But Minister Gibson calls his critics “dishonest” and “disingenuous,” and insists that Smith’s residency took three months.

Money can buy lots of things, it even bought love for Anna.

[The Scoop]

Who’s the real father?

Two more guys are claiming to be the true father of Anna Nicole’s baby daughter. This is turning into a game of who’s sperms really made it up Anna’s love canal.

As the paternity battle rages between Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead for the title of Anna Nicole’s “real” baby daddy, TRIMSPA.com is reporting that two more men have surfaced, each claiming that they are the true sire. In addition, the website also claims another man says he was asked to father the baby, although it’s unclear if he actually went through with that, er, “plan.”

With so many people claiming to be the father, I might as well also put my name in the basket. Who are we kidding, I wouldn’t have gotten that drunk to get those super beer goggles to trick me into donating some solider into that foxhole.

The Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie must feel like some sweaty gym towels when they got played by The Sports Club/LA in Beverly Hills. This all started when the the couple asked the club if they could close down for a few hours so they could use the gym without the regular people bothering them. The clubs answer to them were no, but we’ll flattered you consider us.

If I ever owned a club and Brad and Jolie ever come calling, I would have said yes with only one condition, I get to take some publicity shots of the workout. When I say publicity shot I mean a whole roll or two of shots to sell to People magazine. Because why not get paid and some publicity all at one time.

• The Departed (Warner Bros.)
• Employee of the Month (Lionsgate)
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (New Line)

© X17

Paris Hilton attracts trouble like honey to a bee. While having a night out at Hyde nightclub she gets into a fight. Paris is claiming Shanna Moakler punched her in the face and Shanna is claiming Paris’ ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos III poured a drink on her head and push her down some stairs.

Elliot Mintz, Paris’ publicist, tells TMZ that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler. Mintz and Hilton then went to the LAPD’s Hollywood Division where she filed a police report, alleging battery.

We’re told Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Paris’ companion that evening, Stavros Niarchos, alleging that he poured a drink over her head. A source tells TMZ that Moakler alleges that Niarchos shoved her down some stairs.

All this cat fight because of one man, Travis Barker, Moakler’s estranged husband. This all started when Paris was caught in a deep lip lock with Travis.

[TMZ]

The fashion houses needs to find a balance between the ultra skinny girls and the thunder thigh models. I don’t know about you all, but I don’t want to be seeing cellulite hanging out of a lingerie.

Fashion designer Jean Paul Gaultier found his own way to comment on the ‘size zero’ debate – by putting a larger model down the catwalk to show off his clothes.

Dressed in a daring black corsetry, the plus-sized model dwarfed her fellow waif-like catwalk queens.

[Daily Mail]

Weird Al Yankovich is a better rapper than Kevin Federline. Awesome, check it out.

Get it on iTunes

Maddox Jolie-Pitt will one day become the next soccer superstar with the help of David Beckham. Brad Pitt asked David to be Maddox’s personal trainer because he showed such promise after enrolling at the David Beckham Soccer Academy, in Los Angeles.

Brad has asked if there is any chance of David giving a one-on-one tutorial.

All this went down with the help of former soccer star turned actor Vinnie Jones acting as the middle man. Vinnie had became good friends with Beckham during the time he was here promoting David Beckham Soccer Academy.

This is a win-win situation, Jolie-Pitt gets the help of soccer star Beckham to personally teach Maddox and the Beckhams gets a little closer to another Hollywood powerhouse for their eventual move to the U.S.

[The Sun]

Can there be some kind of reunion between once friends Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake, before the whole Super Bowl breast showing halftime show? Insiders are reporting that Janet’s people are in talks with Justin’s people for some kind of reunion on a live show such as the Grammys or the Oscars. Currently both sides spokespeople are denying any kind of reunion in the works.

The two have not really spoken to each other since the infamous, breast-baring Super Bowl incident in 2004 – in which, during a performance of Timberlake’s song “Rock Your Body,” a so-called “wardrobe malfunction” exposed Jackson’s pierced right nipple on national TV, subjecting the halftime show to worldwide ridicule and costing CBS $550,000 in fines.

A reunion “will help re-boost the sales of their albums,” our source added. Jackson just came out with “20 Y.O.” and Timberlake with “FutureSex/LoveSounds.” Spokespeople for both singers denied any knowledge of a reunion.

Maybe this time around Janet will flash her butt cheeks.

[Page Six]

The Hollywood couple Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore share more than love and marriage, they back it up with some real firepower.

We got guns and that helps… She was working on a movie in Louisiana and so we went out and both got (guns). She got a Glock and I got a Springfield.

Kutcher has also found another use for his gun, as a scare tactic to would be boyfriends of his 3 new stepdaughters:

It’s also good for when the girls (Moore’s three daughters) bring boys back to the house; I take them out and show them how to shoot. I actually took this boy that SCOUT was dating out at our place in Idaho and I would, like, carry the gun around in my side at all times just so he knew… Subtle hints.

I can only imagine Ashton pulling a Jayson William, by accidentally shooting one of the boyfriend.

[Contact Music]