Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson may not be selling many records, but he’s asking for some expensive things. For his performance at the World Music Awards show, Michael had one of the most expensive concert rider ever. In total, his demands cost the WMA over $470,000, which includes a private jet and 20 first-class and business-class plane tickets for his entourage, hotel accommodation at $100,000 a night, and chicken from KFC.

The strange part about all this isn’t the enormous bill the WMA were stuck with, its the 30 children Michael still hangs out with. Haven’t this guy learn that being around children isn’t a good thing for him? Someone needs to slap him up side his head so he learns to stay away from children who will later accuse him of molesting them.

Janet Jackson

Can Justin Timberlake’s latest song be a diss to Janet Jackson? According to some who had listen to the track that was leaked to the Internet, It is. A portion of the song goes like this:

Could you speak up and stop mumbling?
I don’t think you came in clear
When you’re sitting on the top
it’s hard to hear you from way up there
I saw you tryin’ to act cute on TV
Just let me clear the air
We missed you on the charts last week
[Bleep] that’s right, you wasn’t there.

Lets wait and hear what Janet got to say on her reply song.

Tina Fey talks about Paris Hilton on Howard Stern’s show. Tina had nothing good to say about Paris, just she’s a piece of shit and looks like a transvestite up close.

Howard: What is Paris Hilton like?

Tina: She’s a piece of shit. The people at SNL were like maybe she’ll be fun, maybe she won’t take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She’s unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.

Howard: Was she bad on SNL, was she hard to deal with?

Tina: She was awful. People never come in and say “I’m not doing that.” So, this guy Jim Downey wrote a really really funny sketch, it was supposed to be Lorne Michaels just finding out that she had a sex tape and telling her she couldn’t host the show because SNL has standards… So she was like “I’m not doing it!” and refused to come out of her dressing room. Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs… Her hair is like a Fraggle.

Howard: Did she give you ideas for sketches?

Tina: Yeah, she wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates. She was like “I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her.” She would come in the room and say “you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she’s fat.”

Howard: What was the bet you guys had going about her?

Tina: The cast had a bet if she would ask anyone on the cast anything about themselves, you know like how are you? where are you from? anything. I think Seth Meyers won because at one point, she asked him if Maya Rudolf was Italian.

Maybe Tina had spoken to Lindsay Lohan recently.

Angelina Jolie

Three of Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards were arrested for allegedly pushing some students and their parents at a school in Mumbai. Jolie issues the following statement in response to the arrest:

It is not surprising that the press involved failed to mention their share of the responsibility in the chaos. As for this horrible rumor that someone referred to a local man as a ‘bloody Indian,’ let me say this: I would never work with anyone that was derogatory towards another man’s race. My family is of mixed race.

I guess the press force the bodyguards to start pushing the students or maybe the press were all disguised as students which confused the bodyguards into thinking the students all need to be stop.

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After getting news of Britney Spears dumping his sorry ass, Kevin Federline, took a sharpie to a shower door and came up with this poem.

Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
Fuck a wife
Give me my kids Bitch!
–Kevin Federline

Guess Kevin won’t be a poet anytime soon.

Oscar-winning actress, Rachel Weisz, must be going crazy for her to say it’s OK for women to drink wine after their first three months of pregnancy.

The 35-year-old, who recently gave birth to her first child, said she thought it was “fine” for expectant mothers to have a glass of wine after the first three months.

British-born Miss Weisz added: “I mean in Europe they drink it”.

The only time alcohol and babies can be used together is when you talk about how you got a woman drunk and than find out nine months later your a daddy.

In a twist to their soon to be divorce, Kevin Federline is now ready to do whatever it takes to cash in on Britney Spears one last time. Kevin has now threaten to release their alleged 4-hour sex tape if he isn’t given $30 million and custody of their two children. A source says:

At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn’t keep their hands off each other. They did nothing all day but have sex-and play the odd game of chess. They were insatiable and they believed they would be together forever. Britney didn’t think twice about making the video at the time. She mistakenly believed that their love would last. They adored filming each other. They lived their lives in front of the cameras – even making a short-lived reality TV show of their exploits. Sex was no different to them, it seems. Now this video could prove very costly to her. Millions of people will be prepared to pay to watch. Kevin has told Britney she should comply with his demands otherwise the whole world will see her having sex, which will be devastating. At the moment Kev is in talks with a company in Arizona about putting the four-hour sex video online. If it all goes to plan he’ll make [$50 million] from it

Kevin must really be crazy, who in their right mind would let him take care of two more children if he’s already has two children he’s not taking care of. Unless he’s just using those children as pawns in his game to extract even more money from Britney, in the form of child support.

Daytime talk show queen Oprah Winfrey didn’t make it on the invite list of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding in Italy, according to sources. Guess the whole couch jumping incident on Oprah’s show must be blame for this blacklisting of Winfrey.

It’s not that I’m not going. It’s that they had a limited number of people that they could invite. I was not one of the invitees. That’s fine. I don’t get invited to everyone’s wedding. I don’t invite them to everything I do. But I wish them the best. I have a great deal of regard for their relationship and so I’m trying to think of what to get them. I don’t know! I was thinking … I’m easier (to shop for) – you can get me a bubble bath I’m okay – but I don’t know what to give them.

Tom must have realized his movie career went down hill after the whole world saw him jumping on a couch like a mad man on crack cocaine. Maybe Oprah will send the couple the couch as a wedding gift.

Tom Cruise’s soon to be wife Katie Holmes has rejected an offer to be included as a potential Oscar nomination for her work in “Thank You for Smoking.”

Sources close to soon-to-be Mrs. Tom Cruise say Fox Searchlight Pictures wanted to include her name for a possible Oscar nod on the screener of “Thank You for Smoking” sent to Academy members – but Holmes’ camp “respectfully declined” the offer. The movie had caused a stink with Cruise because of Holmes’ nude scenes, which were snipped after just one screening.

Katie must really be under the control of the Church of Scientology. I mean who in there right mind would not want to win an Oscar, if their occupation involves acting? Or is this rejection just so make Tom happy, so he would marry her in the coming days?