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Britney Spears has posted a response about her recent behavior on her website.

It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town with friends. It’s also been 2 years since I’ve even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria’s Secrets’ new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me.

I’m just getting started … Happy Holidays everyone!

Britney

Even with her vagina all over the world, Britney still has a sense of humor or was that bit about Victoria’s Secrets just a plead for some free underwear? I suppose anyone who’s been with Kevin Federline for over two years has got the urge to spread her legs and show the world she still got some womanhood.

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan give it another try at writing. This time she wrote an email about how former Vice President Al Gore will help her out with .

Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said. I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she’s done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.

But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let’s sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let’s find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I’d really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I’m willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to ‘these people’ trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I’ve gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I’ve had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I’ve lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn’t hurt to ask. So let’s start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I’m doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time. Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

Another letter by Lohan and another use of the made up word ADEQUITE. We first saw this when she wrote a letter about the passing of Robert Altman. we all think its time for Lindsay to stick with her publicity in publishing letters for all to see. i really don’t think Bill Clinton will waste his time in helping, unless you can put something in your mouth.

Thank you Lohan for this entertaining letter.

Laura Mallory Lane

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn who stared in the movie Break-Up are experiencing the breakup for real.

After more than a year together, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have decided to part ways. “After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today,” reps Stephen Huvane and John Pisani tell PEOPLE exclusively.

Can this break up be the result of a blonde Gamma sorority sister by the name of Laura Mallory Lane?

The group proceeded to have a cocktail-fueled evening that ended with Vaughn and Lane (who goes by her middle name of Mallory) in bed together — all of it documented in an e-mail entitled, “I shacked with Vince Vaughn” that Lane sent to 22 of her Gamma sorority sisters two days later, says a source!

When the bars had closed at 2 a.m., Mallory wrote that the group ventured back to Vaughn’s hotel and Vaughn asked her to stay for another drink — which she did. “I did not feel pressured at all,” Mallory wrote.

“We talked some more (and yes, we talked about Jen), and one thing led to another and obviously we were messing around before too long. We didn’t have sex, but it was just as good :)…”

Poor Jennifer after being allegedly cheated on by ex-husband Brad Pitt with Angelina Jolie, she gets cheated on by Vince Vaughn of all people. Its going to be a really sucky Christmas and New Years after all. Hopefully she stay away from Paris Hilton and her mind control or else we will all be seeing Aniston’s vagina all over the place, just like we did with Britney Spears.

The whole Britney Spears clan are trying to plan an intervention for Britney with the help of her manager Larry Rudolph. Besides the family and fans concern for her, the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services are also worry about her recent bizarre behavior. According to a source:

The department has been calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on [Spears’ baby sons Sean Preston and Jaden James]. The calls started after this recent bout of bizarre public behavior.

Looks like at that worrying have contribute to Britney going out in public with panties. Its been about a week since we all seen her vagina plastered all over the internet. Maybe Britney’s a little worry about losing her children.

Can hip-hop couple Beyonce and Jay-Z planning a secret wedding as part of Jay-Z’s surprise birthday party? According to sources that’s exactly the plan. The source says, “Beyoncé is throwing Jay a four-day birthday party, but it’s really a wedding.”

Insiders say friends and family invited to the celebrations were told to have passport applications filed by last Friday (01.12.06) so they could witness the pair exchanging vows. The four-day party will begin on a luxury yacht before guests are ferried across to Anguilla for the wedding ceremony, which will take place at the five-star resort of Cap Juluca. Beyoncé and Jay-Z reportedly visited the exclusive venue earlier this year and decided it would be perfect for their big day.

If this wedding really happen, you just know Rihanna won’t be invited.

Andy Dick has taken a page out of fellow racist Michael Richards and called the whole audience the N word. While at the Improv comedy club in LA, Andy jumped on stage to heckle comedian Ian Bagg than during his exit off stage he took the mic and shouted to the crowd, “You’re all a bunch of niggers!”

We all knew Andy was a dick, but now we know he’s a racist dick now. Andy must have been jealous about how much publicity Michael was getting for his racist remark and Andy really believe bad publicity is good publicity. He should just stick with dressing up as a girl.

Jessica Simpson

During a performance to honor Dolly Parton at the Kennedy Center Honors Jessica Simpson freaked out while singing the song “9 to 5.” During the song Jessica was clutching her midsection and at the end of the song she said, “Dolly, you make me so nervous, I can’t even sing the words right.” After that she ran off stage in tears just like sister Ashlee did on Saturday Night Live. The reason for this according to her publicist:

She was overcome with emotion performing the song for Dolly because she has idolized Dolly Parton her entire life and she wanted the song to be perfect. When it wasn’t, she was upset with herself.

Next time we how Jessica comes to a performance prepare with the lyric of the song shes going to sing that night or better yet Kennedy Center Honors should just get real singers.

Former Fox’s Prison Break star Lane Garrison is in serious trouble after a fatal car accident this past weekend. The night all started with him having a margarita at a Mexican restaurant, meeting the three boys for the first time, went with the boys to a party, and having a drink at the children’s party. After the party he left with the boys to meet a women at his apartment.

So besides being involved in fatal car accident, he’s hanging out with teenagers at an underage party serving alcohol than allowing the boys to go with him to meet a woman.

This just isn’t looking to good for Lane. People are going to assume he met these boys teens for sex, what other reason would you have a 26-year-old going to a party with teenagers that has alcohol and than driving them back to your apartment where there is supposedly a woman waiting.

He better find a Michael Scofield when he gets sent to prison.

Britney Spears tops Yahoo’s Top 10 Overall Searches for 2006. This latest win makes it the fifth time in six years that she’s the most popular search term. With a year fill with having two babies, divorcing Kevin Federline, and exiting cars without panties makes for lots of searches.

Yahoo! Search 2006 Overall Top 10 Searches

1. Britney Spears
2. WWE
3. Shakira
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Paris Hilton
6. American Idol
7. Beyonce Knowles
8. Chris Brown
9. Pamela Anderson
10. Lindsay Lohan

Now we all know why Paris Hilton took a like to Britney. Use Britney’s vagina flashing to get your face on every searchers monitor, which will in turn make people search you. Super genius.

The top celebrity baby is led by Suri Cruise, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, and Britney’s two sons Sean Preston and Jayden James. Other top-ten searches for 2006 includes news stories, celebrity searches, TV shows, blogs and bloggers, sports teams, politicians, song lyrics, and movies.