Paris Hilton isn’t too happy after getting dumped by vagina showing Britney Spears and has now started referring to her as Animal, because, “Britney doesn’t think about things before she does them. She just acts out.” A Hilton source says Britney dumping of the socialite isn’t personal:

Britney called Paris and said she had decided not to be seen in public with her ‘for now.’ Britney told Paris that it’s not personal

We assume its all about the business of selling her new album and material she can use in the upcoming Vanity Fair article. The only action the pissed off Paris could do was not invite Brit to her December 18 Christmas party. Paris’ plan of using Britney for her personal gains has now evaporated into nothing more than angel dust or is it baggies of grass?

Lil’ Kim is currently having a fight with the producers of Celebrity Big Brother demanding a larger pay and other Diva like demand. She now wants close to $1 million from original offer of about $500,000, but will settle for near $800,000 to be on the reality show.

The pint sized rapper turned prisoner also wants the following:

• FINAL APPROVAL of all footage of her — which is nigh on impossible on a 24-hour-a-day live show.
• A PERSONAL assistant with her in the house, plus her own hair and make-up stylist on stand-by.
• FIRST CLASS round-trip travel for two from the US and first-class hotel accommodation.
• A HOLIDAY in London for two — two weeks, all expenses paid — at the end of the show.

The only explanation for the final approval is she’s going to be acting like a fool and probably hook up with her castmates. And for asking to have a personal assistant in a reality show, she should be tar and feather, just because it would be funny to see.

Gerald R. Ford 1913 – 2006

Former President Gerald R. Ford has passed away at the age of 93. Wife Betty Ford release the following statement:

My family joins me in sharing the difficult news that Gerald Ford, our beloved husband, father, grandfather and great grandfather has passed away at 93 years of age. His life was filled with love of God, his family and his country.

The state funeral will be announce shortly.

Michael Jackson

Can self proclaim King of Pop Michael Jackson’s return to the United State be the start of a comeback that will have him headlining at one of the casino on the Vegas strip? All signs are pointing to Jack Wishna brokering a deal to get Jackson a contact similar to what Celine Dion has gotten with Caesars Palace.

Wishna, reached by telephone, wouldn’t comment, other than to confirm Jackson was moving to Las Vegas and to say, “We are working on several projects.”

Wishna wouldn’t say where Jackson might land on the Strip. Wishna made headlines during Jackson’s trial when he courted the entertainer, saying a Jackson comeback would earn a Celine Dion-like contract in Las Vegas.

Vegas just got a little creepier and crazier with the arrival of MJ. Wonder if there will be a children’s section at the show so he can hand pick who will be allow to visit him in his dressing room. Sin City will really be sin city for Jacko.

Arnold Schwarzenegger will be having leg surgery to repair his right femur bone he broke during a skiing accident in Sun Valley, Idaho. This hospital trip with be the third for the Terminator, one time for a cut lip from a motorcycle accident and another for a combination of stomach flu and a rapid heartbeat.

Surprisingly Arnold breaks the largest and strongest bone in the body. The only explanation for this that Arnold is getting weaker and his bones are getting brittle as he ages. He should take some calcium supplements before its too late.

James Brown 1933 – 2006

James Brown the Godfather of Soul has passed away early Monday morning at the age of 73. Brown was originally hospitalized with pneumonia at Sunday, the exact cause of death is still uncertain at this time.

Hello everyone! You probably all know that Christmas is today, which means I will be somewhere stumbling around from drinking way too much brain cell destroying liquid concoctions. To celebrate this days as well as the commercialization of JC’s birth, we will not be updating today, but will resume the hangover posting on Tuesday.

Happy Holidays and wishing you all get what you deserve from Santa Claus.

Hilary Duff will join the ranks of Reese Witherspoon and Beyonce Knowles, by being turned into a Barbie doll. Hilary’s new doll will be called The Red Carpet Glam Hilary Duff Doll and will feature her dress in a polka-dot dress with a red satin sash and carrying an award. Mattel’s vice president of Barbie marketing, Jamie Wood, says:

Not only are they two of the most stylish entertainers, actors and fashion designers, but they also show girls there are no limits to what they can do.

Who knew a Barbie doll was both an actor and a fashion designer, the last time I went to Toys R Us store, Barbie was nothing more than a doll inside a box being sold to young girls who later develop eating disorders.

Paris Hilton has agree to stop singing and save the hearing of many millions of people around the world. Before Paris’ singing career was able to take off, it has spiral down and crash. As a early Christmas present to the world, Paris will quit the music business. A source tells the Daily Star:

You don’t need to worry about listening to any more music from Paris – there won’t be any. “Her career as a singer is going to be allowed to quietly go away.

Now that her singing career is over, she will now have more time to party and shack up with more dudes and gals.

Britney Spears will be airing her post dirty laundry to Vanity Fair. Following the footsteps of Jennifer Aniston’s post-divorce with Brad Pitt, Britney will be doing it on Kevin Federline. Someone close to Britney tells The Sun:

Britney has agreed to make Vanity Fair her first big statement about her new life. The interview will be very frank. She liked how they handled Jennifer’s first interview after her divorce from Brad Pitt.

You know this Vanity Fair spread will be coincidentally out the same time her new album will be hitting the stores. This might also be Britney’s attempt to beat Kevin’s attempt to sell a book on their marriage.