Marcheline Bertrand 1950 – 2007

Angelina Jolie’s mother, Marcheline Bertrand, has passed away from ovarian cancer this past Saturday at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Angelina, her bother James Haven, and Brad Pitt were by her bedside before she passed away. Our thoughts and prayer are with Jolie and her family.

Angelina has said that a private funeral is being plan and asked that instead of flowers, donations be made to the Women’s Cancer Research Institute at Cedars-Sinai.

Kathy Griffin thinks you don’t know her and she would be right to think that. To let people know she’s still around, the other day in New York she was hanging out of her limo’s window waving her arms and screaming like a madwoman she is.

Kathy Griffin drew the attention of unsuspecting tourists on W. 57th St. the other day by hanging out her limo’s window, waving her arms frantically and shouting, “Hey, everyone! It’s me! Kathy Griffin!”

Forget about the D-list, if there is such a thing called the Z-list, I bet she would be in it.

Pamela Anderson and George Clooney maybe called a couple now after having a romantic dinner together. George booked a private room at Valley Inn in Sherman Oaks, California, the night ended with Pamela on top of his lap. The two are so close now that they are now walking their dogs together.

You’re probably wondering what the hell is going on in George’s head, we’re also wondering the same thing. Doesn’t he know she’s been with Tommy Lee and Kid Rock and has two kids. We will assume this is just a lack of judgment or a dare from someone or even a practical joke on all of us, you know how he likes practical jokes.

Lindsay Lohan

Ever wonder where Lindsay Lohan’s appendix went after it was removed from her body? Wonder no more, its sitting in her freezer next to the ice cream. Lindsay was so paranoid that someone was going to take it and list it on eBay that she asked the doctor if they could preserve it for her to take home, like some take out you get from the Chinese restaurant.

You just know Lindsay is losing her mind when you hear about this. Doesn’t she know eBay isn’t some place where you buy and sell body parts? And why the hell is she freezing it, it’s already being preserve. Lohan should be in some hospital for crazy people and not at some rehab.

Former supermodel Tyra Banks is speaking out about her recent weight gain and the unflattering swimsuit pictures. Tyra is currently 5’10” and 161 lbs., which is 30 lbs. heavier than when she was at the peak of her modeling career. Tyra explains to People magazine:

I get so much mail from young girls who say, ‘I look up to you, you’re not as skinny as everyone else, I think you’re beautiful. So when they say that my body is ‘ugly’ and ‘disgusting,’ what does that make those girls feel like? I still feel hot, but every day is different. It’s when I put on the jeans that used to fit a year ago and don’t fit now and give me the muffin top, that’s when I say, ‘Damn!’ I feel more comfortable when I’m lighter – I sleep better, I snore less, I have more endurance when I work out, my arms look better

I’ve made millions of dollars with the body I have, so where’s the pain in that? If I was in pain, I would have dieted. The pain is not there – the pain is someone printing a picture of me and saying those (horrible) things.

There’s nothing wrong with being fat, there are lots of benefits with fat, it can be an insulator for when its cold out and lets not forget the “more cushion for the pushing.” Not everyone can be genetically perfect like Gisele Bundchen.

Angelina Jolie

You know your rich when you can plop down $700 just for the use of a shower at some fancy hotel. That’s the exact thing Angelina Jolie did at the Shutters On the Beach Hotel in Santa Monica. Jolie booked the room to use for two hours so she and Maddox could use the shower. A source tells Star magazine:

Angelina said they only wanted the room for two hours — time enough for them both to take a shower. She was very sweet and seemed like a concerned mom. It was just very bizarre, when she and Brad own two houses here in Los Angeles, that she would need to spend that kind of money on a hotel room just so she and Maddox could shower.

If I ever become that rich to get a room for $700, you better believe I would be using it for more than a shower. I would be sitting my ass on the toilet and dropping off some crap I had eaten a few hours ago. Come to think of it, maybe that’s the exact thing Jolie did, the shower was really a code for diarrhea.

Katie Holmes actually looks hot (except for those veins popping out her feet) in this picture getting ready for Georgio Armani fashion show. Does it look like she was trying to pull her dress up to reveal her private part?

Maybe it’s just me but Ashlee Simpson looking more like a bag woman with missing teeth in this picture during her trip to the Laugh Factory with sister Jessica Simpson.

Image via hqcb.net

Brandy was involved in a car accident that took the life of a driver. A few days before the New Year, Brandy climbed into her Land Rover and took off on the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles at 65 mph, but did not slow down when others in front of her had slowed down considerably and winded up smashing into a Toyota in front of her. Which caused the Toyota to hit another Toyota before it slid sideways and stopped at the center divider, at this point an Acura hit the Toyota stopped at the divider. The driver of the first Toyota, Awatef Aboudihaj, was taken to the hospital and died the next day. Brandy was allow to go while the police conduct their investigation into weather a malfunction was to blame. An eyewitness in the car behind her said:

She got upset, talking about how it was all her fault … she didn’t stop, kept saying how she hit the lady. Brandy walked in front of traffic, crossing the lanes of speeding cars, then she did it again. People were honking at her to get out of the road. She was obviously disoriented and highly upset.

Brandy’s publicist, Courtney Barnes, confirmed the accident took place in following statement today:

Brandy was involved in a car accident December 30, 2006 in Los Angeles where there was a fatality. She wishes to publicly express her condolences to the family of the deceased. Brandy asks that you respect the privacy of everyone involved at this time.

You know if you weren’t somewhat of a celebrity, your hands would be cuff and your ass would be place in the officer’s backseat and charged with reckless driving.

Star magazine

Isaac Cohen has fulfill his high school crush for Britney Spears by dating her now. In high school Isaac started dating Jennifer Sypal on and off between 1999 to 2000, because she resemble his dream girl Britney. He also went as far as calling her “Britney,” what a psycho. Jennifer said:

He thought she was hot. He was into her music, too.

I wonder what the definition of a psychotic stalker is, this just isn’t your typical coincidence. On the creepy-o-meter this is up there at 8. You can so imagine Isaac photoshopping Britney’s picture on top of Jennifer’s head and plastering it all over his room and locker than telling everyone he’s dating Britney Spears.