April 23, 2008

Kelly Clarkson enjoys being naked
Posted by George on April 23rd, 2008
Kelly Clarkson

American Idol winner, Kelly Clarkson, loves walking around her house , according to a source close to the star.

The Grammy-winning pop star enjoys walking around her home in the buff, no matter the circumstances. That would include not 福汇 just when close friends are around, but even when her home is “filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings,”

Kelly must have some really loyal friends or she must have taken every cell phone and camera away before her friends are allow in the house because there still hasn’t been a leak picture of her naked.


January 22, 2008

Rihanna strips down to birthday suit
Posted by George on January 22nd, 2008
Rihanna FHM 1

Rihanna gets all wet for FHM Germany. Very soon 影梭 we’ll see her gracing the cover of Playboy.


January 21, 2008

Jack Bauer free to fight terrorist again
Posted by George on January 21st, 2008
Kiefer Sutherland out of jail

Kiefer Sutherland has been after serving a total of 48 days for his second DUI and violating probation.

“Throughout his stay, he never griped, never complained,” Balian previously said. 二元期权 “He never wanted preferential treatment from the get go, and we respect him for that.”

First thing Jack Bauer’s going to do is kick some terrorist ass, next thing on his list is to celebrate his birthday, Christmas and New Year’s all on the same night.


January 18, 2008

Lindsay Lohan’s goes to see dead people
Posted by George on January 18th, 2008
Lindsay Lohan Cloverfield Premiere

Lindsay Lohan has agree to spend four hours for two days and another two days working at a hospital emergency room as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving.

Hopefully, Lindsay doesn’t have necrophilia and wind up screwing multiple corpse. At least at the morgue the people are already dead, but at the hospital she’s dealing with, 左旋肉碱咖啡有用吗 I dunno, people who are still breathing. Instead of laughter there will be silence when Lindsay mistaken her bottle of Vodka as medicine and fill a syringe with it and inject a patient.


January 15, 2008

Paris Hilton wants to fuck lick eat snort…
Posted by George on January 15th, 2008


Paris Hilton got a little drunk while partying at LAX in Hollywood this past weekend. Here is part of what drunk Paris was saying:

By the way, umm, it’s Sunday fucking night, but DJ AM is here, the shit. He has all his boys. He fucking rocks. LAX is the best fucking place to go. Sunday night is my new favorite night. Everyone in here is rocking their fucking balls off. I love it. I want to suck it, fuck it, lick it, eat it, snort it, chew it, cum on it. So, let’s all party our nuts off because this is the best crowd I’ve been…

Ouch, did Paris just say she wants to chew on some balls?


January 14, 2008

Michelle Rodriguez making up for lost time
Posted by George on January 14th, 2008
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It’s only been a few days since Michelle Rodriguez was released from prison for DUI and she’s already thinking of drinking and probably a little driving. Michelle tells TMZ, “I got some New Year’s celebrating to do.” Now that the former Lost star knows celebrities only serves a fraction of their sentence, you can bet she’ll driving after a night of hard partying.


January 11, 2008

Christina Aguilera ready to give birth
Posted by George on January 11th, 2008
Christina Aguilera ready to pop

is reporting that Christina Aguilera is currently at a hospital preparing to give birth now.

Word on the street is that Christina Aguilera is already at Cedars awaiting a very shadowsocks教程 special delivery—and we’re not talking ’bout the Domino’s kind.

She has allegedly been there since last night, but when Planet Gossip’s Marc Malkin checked in this morning, her rep said there was nothing to announce…yet.

Congratulations to Christina and her husband Jordan Bratman. Hopefully everything goes smoothly.


January 3, 2008

Lindsay Lohan really needs money
Posted by George on January 3rd, 2008
Lindsay Lohan New Years in Capri

Back in October we told you Lindsay Lohan was near bankruptcy, now it looks like shes resorted to asking for hand out from her friends. And when friends won’t give her any spending money, Lohan can be seen pimping herself out for whatever money she can get, most recently Ariva, the quit-smoking tobacco lozenge.

A separate source tell us Ariva – the quit-smoking tobacco lozenge she has been unofficially promoting – paid her a sum in the mid-five figures this week.
Officially, Ariva reps have denied it is paying Lohan – possibly because of all the recent paparazzi pics of her smoking.

Lindsay promoting a quit-smoking lozenge, that’s just laughable. My brain is hurting trying to think of what marketable skill Lindsay has besides lying horizontal on the couch.


January 1, 2008

We’re back
Posted by George on January 1st, 2008

After almost a month being offline, we are now back. Your probably wonder what happen to us these past few weeks, well lets just 翻墙 say our super computer started shooting out fire. Now that it’s been fix it’s time to make fun of celebrities again.

Happy New Year everyone.


December 4, 2007

Sherri Shepherd is super genius
Posted by George on December 4th, 2007

Sherri Shepherd must be a member of Mensa, because during this morning’s The View she knew things no one knew about. Things like there was nothing before Jesus. Wow! Holy smokes, I wasted so many years in school learning about 港股开户 dinosaurs, Greek history, and even cavemen. And, now I know this Jesus dude had some superpowers, he just snapped his fingers and poof everything magically appeared.


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