This isn’t a real book but it’s a book cover to trick your friends when they come over. These trickster book covers are from the company FlapArt. On the back of this cover reads “A disease that’s finally curable, 6 week turnaround, strangers are not meat.”

3 Steps to playing a trick on your friend:

1. Order at FlapArt @ $4.99 each
2. Put cover over your hardcover book
3. Watch the reaction your your unsuspecting friend’s face

If you don’t like this title, there are 22 other covers to choose from.

There’s no difference between these two Google. Ones a king of search call Google and the other is a bundle of joy name Google Kai. They both have a website and both have their very own blog.

This is nuts and I thought Nick Cage naming his son Kal-el was out of this world. Maybe baby Kai will be the official mascot of King Google. The Google kingdom can now rest assure that there is an heir to the almighty Google throne. This is if the future King of Google doesn’t get his butt kicked at school.

Baby Google’s website and blog.

The self proclaim King of Pop Michael Jackson has been summon to court again, this time to serve as a juror. MJ, like the rest of us is trying to get out of jury duty. The excuse is Jackson is permanently living outside of the United States.

Wouldn’t it be funny if he has to be a juror for an child molestation case. That would be so ironic, then we can see if he tries to defend the accused molester.

Jackson received a jury summons at his Neverland Valley Ranch, four months after he was acquitted of child molestation charges.

It’s unlikely that Jackson will show up for jury selection. His lawyers have filed paperwork for a deferment based on the fact that he now lives in Bahrain.

[AP]

Update 10/22/05:
Michael Jackson avoided compulsory jury service in California on a technicality, he has permanently moved out of America.

What a long tongue. The better to lip-synch with.

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The Taxes Court has issue an arrest warrant for former U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay. This arrest warrant is for his conspiracy and money laundering charges. The courts in Texas must be having fun with poor Tom DeLay.

The warrant says:

To any sheriff or peace officer of the state of Texas, greetings, you are hereby commanded to arrest Thomas Dale DeLay and keep him safely so that you have him before the 331st Judicial District Court of Travis County

[Reuters]

Image via Radar

The former man with the Micky Mouse ear is looking for a brand new job. After getting his buddy at the prestigious investment banking firm, Goldman Sachs to find him a job and no takers as of yet.

I would like to extend a job offer to you Mr. Eisner, the pay will be horrible but you get to have a 9-5 job. Actually the pay will be in word like “job well done.” If this offer sounds good, have your people call my people and we’ll work something out.


[Fresh Inteligence]

The child calculates number of steps in the move, including addition, subtraction, division, and multiplication of small numbers. The game helps to develop understanding of a complete computer program, formed by logical sequences of commands.

Sounds like a game for the geek and nerd on our Christmas list. Or can this be a newer version of the lump of coal? I like computer codes and all but I don’t think I will be happy playing a game base on it. Guess only a true nerd can appreciate this game and apparently I’m not one of them.

You can get the game from C-Jump for $21.95 plus $7.00 shipping and handling.

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• Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn officially coupled [Spotlighting News]
• Better sex with less weight. Of course. [Reuters]
• Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson game continues [Page Six]