It must be hard being Britney Spears these days. Even a shopping trips turns into a crazy day fill with paparazzi. Even with paparazzi in the way trying to snap a picture of her, she never lost her cool in asking them to get out of her way. How polite was she you ask, well she didn’t even curse all she say was “Sir, get out of my way NOW.” You can go take a look at the video and see for yourself.

[JJB]

Michael Jackson wants to start a new musical group, just like the Jackson 5 that he was in as a child, this time the group will comprised of his children. So far the group will be made up of Prince Michael I, eight, Paris, seven, and Prince Michael II, three.

Michael is notoriously bitter about his days in Jackson Five, saying he was forced to grow up too quickly.

Like father like son, Michael is about to do the same thing to his children as his father Joe Jackson did to him and his brothers. That’s right folks, exploitation, you can’t fault Michael for this he’s got to make money somehow.

[Ananova]

• Jake Gyllenhaal’s Naked ass video [The Bosh]
• Enrique Iglesias needs to use extra small condoms [Female First]
• Milla Jovovich is a sex slave [Reuters]
• Marilyn Monroe’s casting couch sex session was a nightmare [Contact Music]
• James Dolan trying to make peace with Mayor Bloomberg. [Page Six]
• Diddy blows $350,000 pimping up a $25,000 car [Contact Music]

Need to protect your new iPod Nano from getting scratches? Why not dress it up in a devilishly new outfit. The perfect year round Halloween look. Choose between a black or a red version and between the four different styles.

These iPod cases even has horns and a tail, what more can you ask for besides selling your own soul.

[Cool Hunting]

Boy are these high school students just plain stupid or are they? Out of 3,000 students at a San Antonio high school only 400 showed up for class after a person on MySpace posted a message saying that some students were going to show up to school with machine guns.

Maybe one of these students didn’t want to go to school so her or she planted the message so others will do the same. Instead of the school suing MySpace they should be after the student for making the false statement. We all know the school would also be blaming others if there was indeed a shootout at the school.

[Tech Dirt]

The rumor is that Halle Barry is pregnant with Michael Ealy baby. How can MTV Europe be the only one reporting this if this is true? So I guess there will be no future with Bruce Willis anytime soon if this is true. Are we being Punked?

[MTVe]

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[PR Web]

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The favorite fashion designer Louis Vuitton or better known as simply LV is going to school. They will be offering a social science class at the Keio University in Japan.

The company will pay the cost of the one-year course, beginning in 2007, the Mainichi Shimbun reported Monday.

Louis Vuitton and Keio have signed a contract mediated by the French Embassy. Details have yet to be confirmed.

Expect to learn how to tell a real LV bag from a knock off you found at some place like Canal Street in NYC or you local eBay auction. Also being taught is how to match a LV bag with what you have in your closet.

[UPI]

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders, Renee Thomas, 20, and Angela Keathley, 26, were arrested at a bar for having sex in a bathroom stall together.

These girls should have known better, you never mess with a girl and her toilet. Girls get real piss when they have to wait in long lines for the bathroom. What these girls should have done was, sneak into the guys bathroom and have some hot steamy girl on girl sex.

If these Panthers cheerleaders would have done the deed in the guys bathroom they would have been cheered on instead of being arrested. So the next time you girls are feeling a little frisky head on over to the gentleman’s bathroom.

Meanwhile, detectives are trying to determine how Thomas gained possession of the driver’s license of the third cheerleader.

These must be some low rate detective if they don’t know how Thomas got her hand on the driver license. Here is a hint, the third cheerleader gave it to her because Thomas is under age.

Update:
Both Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley have been fired. Kristen Owen the one who let Renee Thomas borrow her ID has been suspended.

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