Paris Hilton’s pet monkey gets confiscated by Los Angeles officials. After losing her new pet of the week, Paris broke down and cried a river of tears after they took away Baby Luv. The reason the kinkajou was taken was because it has been classify as an illegal pet.

A source told the Daily Star:

Paris adores animals but she’s too impulsive and often buys exotic pets without understanding how to care for them or whether they can legally be kept as pets”

She recently fell in love with a baby kangaroo while filming in Queensland and asked for it to be boxed up and shipped back home. But she was forced to send it back when she discovered they grow up to be very violent.

It’s the same with Baby Luv. She had no idea she was breaking the law when she smuggled him into LA

So I guess Paris didn’t know that if your smuggling anything, its highly likely its illegal.

[Female First]

Top 5 Weekend Grosses Nov 25 – 27

This Wk	Last Wk	Title (Distributor)	Wk	Theaters	Wknd Gross	Total Gross	Wknd Gross Change
1	1	Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Warner Bros.	2	3,858	$54,905,000	$201,089,000	-46.5%
2	2	Walk the Line 20th Century Fox	2	3,138	$19,700,000	$54,721,000	-11.8%
3	New	Yours, Mine and Ours Paramount	1	3,206	$17,475,000	$24,500,000	New
4	3	Chicken Little Buena Vista	4	3,475	$12,421,000	$118,235,000	-15.6%
5	New	Rent Sony Pictures	1	2,433	$10,700,000	$18,050,000	New

According to Page Six Ashlee Simpson got spooked out of Loft Shoe Productions by creepy Lower East Side artist Peter Missing.

According to witnesses, Missing nastily stared Simpson down until she fled next door, leaving her mother, Tina, to sort out her $600 tab. “We’ve had to kick him out before,” said owner Anne Hanavan. “He’s not appealing, and he tries to sell his paintings to our celebrity clients.”

If being booed at the Orange Bowl last year didn’t scare Ashlee, this must be some really scary dude to make Ashlee run away to the store next door.

[Page Six]

So this is how a paparazzi feels like.

[PopSugar]

Sultry Colombian pop star Shakira has a passion for something else besides music and that’s sculpting. Her first planned exhibition will feature boyfriend Antonio De La Rua. Already finish are three sculptures of boyfriend Antonio.

Shakira is so into sculpting that she was thinking about how she can finish the sculpture’s nose when she was going to sleep.

I took it so seriously that I was stressed-out. I looked like a madwoman. I would look at Antonio all the time, trying to get all of his features. It was torture.

It looks him – but a very young Antonio. That’s the way I see him. I see the young boy in him.

So if her singing career ended she won’t wind up in one of the celebrity reality TV shows.

[Contact Music]

Bruce Lee in Hong Kong
In two days and in two different cities legendary martial art star Bruce Lee will be immortalized in the form of a statue. The first statue was erected in Mostar, Bosnia on Saturday and the one in Hong Kong was unveiled on Sunday.

Bruce Lee in Mostar

[Shanghai Daily and BBC]

Its official folks, Diana Ross and Jon Voight are officially an item. It has been a six years search for the right man for Diana. This news comes from Diana’s agent Phil Symes:

It’s still at an early stage. Certainly too early to say he is the new love of her life.

But they have been on dates which they both enjoyed.

Jon Voight’s daughter Angelina Jolie is currently in Pakistan drumming up support for the earthquake victims. They are still not on speaking term for what Jon said to one of the talk show:

I’m sorry I haven’t come forward and addressed these serious mental problems she has spoken about, but I have tried in every way. They’re very serious symptoms of real problems and real illness.

[Contact Music]

• Jennifer Aniston And Vince Vaughn together for sex only. [Spotlighting News]
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie last seen in Tokyo, Japan. [ET]
• Madonna number one worldwide. [Contact Music]
• Jeff Kwatinetz so busy he forgets meeting with Jennifer Lopez. [Page Six]
• Brad Pitt buys 40 orthopaedic beds for an Islamabad hospital. [Ananova]
• Madonna favorite past time is collecting drugs. [Female First]
• Usher single again. [Contact Music]

1. USC 11-0
2. Texas 1-0
3. LSU 10-1
4. Penn State 10-1
5. Virginia Tech 10-1
6. Ohio State 9-2
7. Notre Dame 9-2
8. Oregon 10-1
9. Auburn 9-2
10. Miami 9-2
11. UCLA 9-1
12. West Virginia 9-1
13. Georgia 9-2
14. Alabama 9-2
15. TCU 10-1
16. Louisville 8-2
17. Florida 8-3
18. Texas Tech 9-2
19. Boston College 8-3
20. Michigan 7-4
21. Wisconsin 9-3
22. Clemson 7-4
23. Fresno State 8-3
24. Georgia Tech 7-4
25. Iowa 7-4

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