Heart broken Jennifer Aniston has finally nail down the coffin that is her marriage to heartthrob ex husband Brad Pitt.

According to reports, Aniston had a bonfire party outside her Malibu beach house. The items being burned was her wedding dress, Brad’s old love letters, tee shirts, photos and CD’s. I bet she cancel the auctioning of the wedding dress was because of the news of Brad adopting Angelina Jolie’s children.

At the bonfire ceremony Jen was seen laughing and giggling and even raised a glass of champagne as the gown went up in flames. Talk about being piss.

[Female First]

More pictures of them in NYC after the jump.

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Squeaky voice Justin Timberlake wants to have a more dreamy voice for the big screen. According to Sky Showbiz, Justin was told his high-pitched voice wasn’t right for the big screen. Not to take things sitting down, Justin has hired a voice coach to make his voice worthy for the the big screen.

A friend close to the singer has said, “he has been doing voice exercises day and night” so he can have a “deep, dreamy voice like George Clooney if he is to be a big-screen sex symbol.”

Even stars like Justin needs help to be a movie star.

[Sky Showbiz]

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen was scared by a fanatic fan who had tattoo an image of the Brazilian model on his chest. Gisele was shock that a fan would do that to themselves because a tattoo is so permanent.

She recounts the 2004 incident as:

I had a bunch of security guards around me and when I was leaving this guy just took off his shirt and he was crying, he was a bit crazy, for sure. He was like, ‘Look, I love you,’ and he had me tattooed, like, my whole body on half of his chest. I was like, ‘What is that?’ I wasn’t stopping to pay attention to it because I thought he was maybe a psycho or something… I got really scared.

That’s what you get Gisele, your so hot that people do crazy things. now only if Leonardo DiCaprio would be so devoted.

[Contact Music]

Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas once pour a bottle of champagne on herself to disguise her wetting herself. This champagne drench plan took place at a concert in Australia. Her recount of the experience was this:

I had a few drinks before the show, but I didn’t think to go to the restroom before we went onstage. We were jumping around – it was all very rock ‘n’ roll – and my bladder just started… you know. Somebody brought out these champagne bottles because it was the New Year, and I basically opened one up and squirted it all over myself, so nobody would notice.

[Contact Music]

No not really. Renee Zellweger just didn’t have any money to pay for the frappuccinos and lattes she bought for herself and a friend.

The reason was because the credit card machine was out of order and she wasn’t carrying any cash with her.

Its odd that her friend that was with her also didn’t have any cash with her.

Renee promise of paying the next day was a lie, it took her a few days to pay up and a assistant was send to do the dirty work. I bet she was so embarrassed that she had to get someone else to go and pay the bill.

[Digital Spy]

Almost caught drunk driving Vince Vaughn is getting slim for hot Jennifer Aniston. According to 3am Vince has started a gruelling fitness program to lose the fat. I bet this has to do with Jennifer being piss that Brad Pitt is going to become the father of Angelina Jolie’s children.

According to a close source of Vince:

Jen is very health-conscious and that seems to be rubbing off on Vince. He’s started using a £150-an-hour personal trainer and is eating salads and fruit in place of fatty foods.

This looks like Vince really wants to look as good as Brad, so he can keep Jen all to himself before another dashing young man comes and snag her away. Poor Vince, he can’t be like his pal Jon Favreau and just put on the pounds.

[3am]

Gwenyth Paltrow is expecting another child with rock star husband Chris Martin. Gwenyth’s mother Blythe Danner let the cat out of the bag when she was asked “Are you going to be a grand-mother again?” She answered “Yes I am.”

Now the question on everyone’s mind is what will this new baby’s name be. We already seen how she named her last daughter Apple, now what will compliment that name. Will it be Orange or maybe Pear. I put my money on Pineapple.

[Daily Mail]

The superheros are here to save the day from return mail due to lack of postage. The USPS are going to issue sheets of 20 stamps picturing different comic book covers and characters. Look for them this coming summer.

[USPS via BoingBoing]

The queen of talk Oprah Winfrey lied about being robed at home. Oprah said she once staged a robbery when she was a 12 year old child, so she can get a new pair of eyeglasses.

All this elaborate planning was because Oprah didn’t want her ugly looking bi-focal glasses.

I had these awful cat-eye glasses and mine were bi-focal and I wanted a new pair and my mother couldn’t afford it, so I broke them and staged a robbery and put myself in the hospital and pretended to have amnesia when she came to see me.

But this plan backfired because momma Winfrey was a smart lady and saw through this lie. So even good girl Oprah was a bad girl. Now we can all sleep easier at night.

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