Dorismar

Former Playboy Playmate Dorismar gets deported from the United States but want back in. Now wants to get back into this country on a special immigration status of “an alien of extraordinary ability.” And the extraordinary ability is her ass.

Talented foreigners around the world are flashing their skills to get into this country, of course. But very few have the assets of Argentine bombshell Dorismar. The former “Playboy” playmate was rounded up by immigration authorities and deported with her husband on January 5 after living illegally in Miami for five years.

Now her attorney is trying to get the calendar pinup back into this country by classifying her as, quote, “an alien of extraordinary ability.”

You can check out more photo at her website.

[MSNBC]

• Scarlett Johansson is romancing Hard-Fi frontman Richard Archer. [Contact Music]
• Lindsay Lohan visits the hospital again, this time for a cut on her leg from a fall. [Star]
• Scary Michael Jackson. [ONTD]
• Chris Penn’s death may have been cause by drugs. [Page Six]
• The SAG awards winner. No Gay Cowboy Brokeback Mountain winner here. [Glitterati Gossip]
• George Clooney urges American to take a vacation in another country. [Contact Music]

Kanye West gonna knock you out.
Kanye Christ said knock you out.

[Dlisted]

Here is a look at Meg Ryan’s new Chinese adopted daughter. Accompany her is another lady, possibly a nanny or life partner.

[ONTD]

Gossip soon to happen between Jake Gyllenhaal and Sophia Bush. After enjoying a day at the dog park there will will be talks of these two dating.
(Read more…)

• Jennifer Aniston is not also mad at Jamie Oliver better known as the Naked Chef. [3am]
• Pink’s new album cover. [Hollywood Rag]
• Ashton Kutcher going into the restaurant business. [AP]
• Jessica McClure or better known as Baby Jessica is marrying small town sweetheart. [People]
• Terrell and Derrell Brittenum get the boot from American Idol. [Fox]
• Celebrity sex videos has change from the past. [CNN]

Even rich and famous people love the free stuff. Over at the Sundance Film Festival stars like Josh Hartnett had to get free stuff like a $20,000 Krieger watch, $8,000 in Lia Sophia jewelry and $3,000 worth of clothing from Intermix for girlfriend Scarlett Johansson.

Even Justin Timberlake try to make a getaway with thousand worth of free stuff. Justin try to get two pairs of aviator sunglasses made of platinum and diamond that are worth $30,000 each. His plan of getting it sounds good but didn’t work out. First he try on a pair and asked, “Do these look good with my hair? They’ll look good with my camo ski gear.” Than finally executing the plan of taking another free pair for girlfriend Cameron Diaz. But to his embarrassment he was turn down and was call a cheap ass. OK the last part of that didn’t happen.

At least these cheap guys remember to also grab some free stuff for their girlfriends.

[Source Page Six]

Former slim and hot Janet Jackson is still a long way from getting back to her old weight and look.

[ONTD]

• Aaron Spelling being sued for allegedly touch the groin and genital area of his former nurse. [TMZ]
• Joaquin Phoenix is one lucky guy. [AP]
• Tracy Morgan pleads not guilty to DUI charges. [AP]
• A fight unfolds at Jimmy Choo. [Jossip]
• An explosion rocks the set of All My Children. [ABC]
• Angelina Jolie is ashamed at the United States for not signing an United Nation charter to protect children’s right. [Female First]
• Jim Carrey wants you to stop and smell the roses. [Digital Spy]
• Kate Moss makes a fast dash to the French Alps and piss off the police. [Mirror]

Can you say WTF. That’s what I say when I saw this. David Gest the guy who received a beat down from ex-wife Liza Minelli is now seen here hooking up with Da Brat on January 26, 2006.
(Read more…)