Yesterday was Valentine’s Day and also the release of the annual copy of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. The first issue was in 1964, which makes this years copy the 42nd edition. In this issue you have eight sexy models on the cover topless with the headline on top that reads “Heidi Klum Wearing Just Paint,” if that doesn’t sell any magazine I don’t know what will, except for naked bodies of hot models.

The eight models are on the cover are: Elsa Benitez, Rachel Hunter, Carolyn Murphy, Rebecca Romijn, Yamila Diaz-Rahi, Elle Macpherson, Daniela Pestova, and Veronica Varekova. Also in the issue is Molly Sim wearing a bikini made of $30 million worth of diamonds.

In the Heidi Klum spread, you have Heidi in nothing but paint that’s separating you from seeing her you know what. There is a total of four different swimsuit paint suit Heidi is pictured in. And lets not forget the foldout of Maria Sharapova.

If you don’t plan on getting the magazine you can check out the whole pictures in the mag online (no free). Maybe these pictures aren’t enough, so go check out the videos (free).

Remember to tune into Spike TV tonight at 10pm for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2006. While your waiting for the show to come on go check out Kid Rock’s video “Rock N’ Roll Pain Train.”

[SI]

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Split

Can this be true, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are finally over? According to Life & Style that’s what happen this Valentine’s Day.

Life & Style has learned exclusively that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding — and, ultimately, to split.

Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom’s saying: “Their relationship is basically over.” Another friend adds: “They both agreed that the marriage wouldn’t work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other.”

The insiders say that Tom, 43, and Katie, 27, plan to keep up the charade of a romance until after their baby’s birth this spring. In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home — though sleeping in separate bedrooms — through the summer. Then, presumably, they’ll announce a separation — but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes.

“They’ll share custody,” says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katie’s and the baby’s financial well-being for life. “Tom will set up Katie and the baby,” adds the pal.

For more on Tom and Katie’s split and other celebrity relationship and style news, pick up the latest issue of Life & Style Weekly.

Posted 3:08 p.m., Feb. 14

I bet if this is true the whole pregnancy will end in probably a miscarriage because Katie really had on a pregnancy suit on.

Update – As with news like these, there are always a denial from the celebrities reps. Rep Paul Bloch tells Star magazine, “This is totally and 100 percent untrue.”

Britney Spears

It is being reported that pop star Britney Spears was rushed to the Malibu Urgent Care Center yesterday. According to the report Britney went to the hospital after complaining about stomach cramps.

With this news about stomach cramps there will definitely be more talks about Britney being pregnant with her second child with loser husband Kevin Federline.

The last time Britney complained about having stomach cramps was back in April, she was rushed to Sacred Heart Hospital in Florida complaining about the same ailment.

All this must be due to stress she is suffering from, there is the baby on her lap while driving on the highway and the constant advice about leaving K-Fed.

[TMZ]

R Kelly

R Kelly’s brother Kerry got a new DVD that is a tell-all containing some allegations about R Kelly. According to Media Take Out the DVD has Kerry saying:

R Kelly was so proud of the tape that he constantly showed it to his friends, once he even scheduled an impromptu screening on his tour bus.

When the tape was leaked to the public and a criminal investigation ensued, R Kelly offered Kerry $50,000 in cash and a record deal to lie to police and say that he was the man on the tape.

R Kelly is both emotionally and physically abusive towards his wife.

R Kelly has engaged in numerous gay relationships and his latest hit song Trapped in the Closet is loosely based on R Kelly’s life.

Also in the DVD Kerry claims that R Kelly and wife have a crazy sex life fill with menage-a-trois and that R Kelly had many inappropriate relationships with underage women.

Sounds like the brothers need some help from Dr. Phil or else they will wind up on Jerry Springer.

Looks like Colin Farrell has clean himself up after leaving rehab for addiction to medication. Colin’s in NYC doing some shopping this past Sunday. He looks kind of still out of it in this picture. He must have been jet lag.

[JJB]

TMZ gives us the lowdown on the secrets of celebrities as seen by the paparazzi.

• Britney Spears has gone into the bathroom at a Mobil Gas Station three times — each time she was barefoot.
• Jessica Alba sometimes parks in handicapped spots.
• Lindsay Lohan was caught picking her nose for several minutes straight.
• Cameron Diaz swears like there’s no tomorrow. She clearly wears the pants in the relationship, constantly interrupting Justin.
• Mel Gibson plays cat and mouse games with paparazzi, hiding behind cars and startling them.

I can just see Mel jumping out to scare the crap out of a paparazzi.

This Valentine MSNBC gives you the Best and Worst Couples on TV.

• Best Mom And Dad: Julius and Rochelle, ‘Everybody Hates Chris’
• Best Banter: Maddie and David, ‘Moonlighting’
• Best Romance That Shouldn’t Have Been: Mulder and Scully, ‘The X-Files’
• Best Geek Love: Jeremy and Natalie, ‘Sports Night’
• Worst Example For America’s Youth: Dawson and Joey, ‘Dawson’s Creek’
• Worst Mental Image: Paula and Simon, ‘American Idol’
• Worst Multiple-Choice Question: Veronica and Everyone, ‘Veronica Mars’
• Worst Foregone Conclusion: Ross and Rachel, ‘Friends’
• Worst Waste Of Chemistry: Luke and Lorelai, ‘Gilmore Girls’

[MSNBC]

• 24 star Kiefer Sutherland thinks his character Jack Bauer must die. [Contact Music]
• NBC get rejected by Michelle Kwan. [E Online]
• Actor Chris Penn’s sudden death ruled accidental. [Reuters]
• Creed lead singer Scott Stapp get arrested for suspicion of being under the influence of alcohol a day after marrying former Miss New York Jaclyn Nesheiwat. [AP]
• Van Halen is the next Van Halen: The Next ‘Rock Star. [TMZ]
• Watch the Olympics on your computer while reading this site. [NBC Olympics]
• Britney Spears does Mardi Gras. [Mercury News]
• Robert Redford thinks the Sundance Film Festival is close to being out of control because of people like Paris Hilton. [Newsweek]
• Kate Moss losing her memory. I bet its do to all those nose candy. [The Sun]

Happy Valentine’s Day

[Gallery of the Absurd]