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Tuesday, April 17th, 2007

Paris Hilton crazy with firecrotch

Paris Hilton must be going crazy with her possible jail term that she’s starting to blame Lindsay Lohan. While leaving Les Deux last Friday with her sister she started chanting “Firecrotch” to herself. But as Paris was about to leave, she started saying ‘firecrotch’ to herself – but loudly – so everyone around her could […]


Thursday, April 12th, 2007

Joe Francis indicted for evading Uncle Sam

More problems for Girl Gone Wild founder, Joe Francis, besides being arrested for contempt of court, he has now been indicted for tax evasion. Smut pimping Joe was indicted for allegedly deducting more than $20 million in false business expenses and transferring more than $15 million from an offshore bank account to a brokerage account. […]


Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Caption Me: Kate Moss with chubby women

Kate Moss hangs out with some full figure women. It may look like these two fat girls are chasing Moss down across the street in slow walking pace, but you would be wrong. This is just your typical hot girl who go out with a couple of ugly less than pretty girls so they look […]




Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to buy floating palace?

Looks like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are going to take over the worlds oceans with their alleged purchase of a 240 foot yacht costing well over $140 million from an Italian company. The Sun reports: The couple are said to have ordered the 240ft, three-decker from a boatbuilder near Rome. It will boast six […]




Larry Birkhead is victorious

The long process of who is the real father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby daughter, Dannielynn, has come to an end and the real father according to the DNA test is none other than Larry Birkhead. Outside the Bahamian courthouse Birkhead told the crowd: I hate to be the one who told you this, but: […]


Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis arrested

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis was arrested earlier today at the Panama City airport in Florida on a warrant for criminal contempt of court. A judge in Florida had issued a warrant for his arrest when Francis changed the terms of his 2003 lawsuit settlement. To comply with the warrant on his head, Joe […]


Saturday, April 7th, 2007

Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan go naked for movie

Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan dresses up in nothing but bullets in Rolling Stone magazine to promote their latest movie, Grindhouse. Theres nothing better then seeing girls in bullets except seeing girls in bullets minus the ammo.


Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Halle Berry kiss her star

Halle Berry gets her very own star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. To celebrate this moment, Halle got up close and personal with her star and made out with it. Now only if I still had my transforming super power, I would have been that star


Thursday, March 8th, 2007

Rosie O’Donnell is a bat

Rosie O’Donnell said she has been suffering from depression since the shooting at Columbine. To help improve her mental state, Rosie has been hanging upside down like a bat each day. On her show The View to be aired tomorrow, Rosie said: I couldn’t stop crying. I stayed in my room. The lights were off. […]




Johnny Depp’s daughter seriously sick

Johnny Depp has been with his seven year old daughter Lily-Rose’s bedside the past nine days alone with partner Vanessa Paradis, because of her serious illness, according to The Mirror. A source at the hospital told The Mirror: The staff immediately recognised him when he walked through the door. He has not asked for any […]


 
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