- Comments Off on Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear At Your Office Christmas Party
Posted by George on December 22nd, 2005
- “I think the icing on this cake is wite-out”
- “The bar will be open from 9:00 to 9:05”
- “I’ve never seen chunky egg nog before”
- “My New Year’s resolution is to stop videotaping the men’s room”
- “Ooh, another windbreaker with the company logo – – This will help me put my kids through college”
- “You’re supposed to sit naked on the xerox machine, not the shredder”
- “Put on Regis Philbin’s Christmas album”
- “Why is Shecky naked?”
- “There’s Letterman – – Get him!”
- “Yeah, a glass of watery cider and a cookie makes up for a year of bull**it”