After Tom Cruise was able to get Comedy Central to pull the repeat airing of a South Park episode about Scientology, the creator of the show have spoken. The creator Trey Parker and Matt Stone released the following statement by way of their lawyer:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

— Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu

Also as a result of all this Issac Hayes, the voice of Chef, has quit the show. Hollywood is run by martian, not really, but maybe.

[NPR]

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