Archive for June, 2007



Monday, June 11th, 2007

Paris Hilton scare of the bathroom in prison

This must be the first time Paris Hilton was camera shy. While serving her sentence for violating her probation, Paris avoided eating and drinking because she was afraid a guard would take a picture of her using the toilet. She was absolutely terrified that one of the guards or staffers would get her with the […]


Friday, June 8th, 2007

Judge Michael Sauer is the man

Three cheers for Judge Michael Sauer, looks like this judge isn’t a push over for Paris Hilton’s vagina. Judge Michael has order Paris back to the slammer, Paris will have to serve the reminder of her sentence with credit for about 5 days already served. After the judge order Paris back to jail, Paris had […]


Thursday, June 7th, 2007

Paris out of jail already

It must be good to be rich and famous and also white. Paris Hilton has already been released from lockup at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, apparently due to some medical reason. Instead of being in jail like the rest of the criminals, Paris will be relaxing at her home for the next […]


Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

Holy cow Salma Hayek is a cow

Salma Hayek is so pregnant that when she gives birth, she’s going to already have a teenager to take care of. Damn, she still got a hot set of knockers. It’s like being pregnant and also carrying around two bowling balls strap to your chest.




Paris Hilton thinks Sarah Silverman is a bitch

Apparently Paris Hilton wasn’t too happy with Sarah Silverman and her jokes about her during the MTV Movie Awards show. Paris may have kept her tears from flowing down her face and smiled, but backstage she was overheard saying, “She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.” Paris shouldn’t be mad, she should be happy people […]


Monday, June 4th, 2007

Paris Hilton begin life in prison

Paris Hilton is currently spending her next 23 days behind bars. Paris entered Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood last night at 11:38 PM, right after attending MTV’s Movie Awards, more on that later. Paris had the following to say in a statement release by her lawyer: I am ready to face the consequences of […]


Friday, June 1st, 2007

Paris Hilton gets ready for prison

To prepare for her 23 days of prison living beginning on Monday, Paris has ordered a hair and makeup team to come to her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. so she could look her best for the media circus that will take place outside the prison. Someone on the inside of Paris’s camp says: […]


 
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