Salma Hayek is so pregnant that when she gives birth, she’s going to already have a teenager to take care of. Damn, she still got a hot set of knockers. It’s like being pregnant and also carrying around two bowling balls strap to your chest.

Apparently Paris Hilton wasn’t too happy with Sarah Silverman and her jokes about her during the MTV Movie Awards show. Paris may have kept her tears from flowing down her face and smiled, but backstage she was overheard saying, “She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.” Paris shouldn’t be mad, she should be happy people […]

Paris Hilton is currently spending her next 23 days behind bars. Paris entered Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood last night at 11:38 PM, right after attending MTV’s Movie Awards, more on that later. Paris had the following to say in a statement release by her lawyer: I am ready to face the consequences of […]

To prepare for her 23 days of prison living beginning on Monday, Paris has ordered a hair and makeup team to come to her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. so she could look her best for the media circus that will take place outside the prison. Someone on the inside of Paris’s camp says: […]