Archive for January, 2007



Sunday, January 21st, 2007

Angelina Jolie not a fan of the President

Angelina Jolie Angelina Jolie has moved on from Madonna and is now voicing her opinion about President George W. Bush for turning the world against the United States. When I travel, people feel uncomfortable when I say I’m American. They think it’s suspicious that I want to do something positive for them. I think they […]




Britney Spears catch up on Britney news

After partying like a rock star, Britney Spears, catches up on some Britney news at a convenience store in Santa Monica. I would imagine she’s just looking at the picture and making some baby sounds.


Friday, January 19th, 2007

Oprah Winfrey was pregnant at 14

The richest woman in entertainment has revealed to her millions of fan that she lost her baby at the tender age of 14. Oprah Winfrey’s confession can be found in her magazine, O, in it she tell how years of sexual abuse turned her extremely promiscuity which resulted in her getting pregnant. Oprah’s BFF and […]




Paris Hilton may or may not have had eye surgery

Paris Hilton’s drooping left eyelid is drooping more now that she is using tinted contacts to make it look blue. Paris has visited a plastic surgeon with sister Nicky to get the droop fix which was initially caused by an eye lift six years earlier. Paris’ rep issued the following counter: To the best of […]




Victoria Beckham won’t pay to be in church

Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham has not been brainwashed to join Tom Cruise intergalactic religion according to The Sun. David wasn’t so lucky, after having hours and hours of talk with Tom, David would have signed on the dotted line to be a part of Tom’s Scientology but Victoria crush the whole idea when she found […]




Oprah Winfrey richest woman in entertainment

Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey made Forbes list of 20 Richest Women In Entertainment with her estimated $1.5 billion worth. Oprah is so rich that not even Harry Potter can use his magic to take her off the number one spot. To make this list you have to be a working female celebrity who is sorta […]


Thursday, January 18th, 2007

Hugh Hefner still got sperms

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is seriously considering having another child at the age of 80, that’s right eight zero. The lucky girl to be the recipient of his sperms is one of three live-in girlfriend Holly Madison. Hefner said: I wouldn’t say that there’s a plan, but there has certainly been a conversation. I think […]




Paris Hilton more important than Britney Spears

Once again Paris Hilton has one up on Britney Spears when it comes to being invited. Recently Britney was passed over for Paris by the NFL for their Super Bowl ad and now she has been sack by Richard Lugner and his wife Christina from attending the super glitzy Vienna Opera Ball. Richard Lugner said, […]


Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

Pamela Anderson learned from Britney Spears

Sex kitten Pamela Anderson has apparently learned from Britney Spears’ week of vagina flashing. While her picture was being taken at the launch of Playboy Legacy Collection, Pam used her purse to cover up her vagina and in doing so prevented the world another opportunity to check out her coochie. Who would have thought people’s […]




Lindsay Lohan enters rehab

Lindsay Lohan After being linked to Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis come news of her entering rehab. It was bound to happen with a girl who is reported to be suffering from liver damage from excessive drinking. Lindsay rep Leslie Sloane Zelnik has issued a statement from her: I have made a proactive decision […]


 
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