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Posted by George on June 14th, 2006
Jewel
That’s right folks, all your answer to your problems can be found at the bottom of a bottle, according to Jewel.
I didn’t start drinking until I was 30. I grew up singing for alcoholics, and it never really seemed like alcohol fixed anything. I was afraid that it would get me. Around 30, I kind of realized that alcohol really does solve all your problems. Whoever said drinking doesn’t help lied. You live and you learn.
She is so right, it does make you forget your problems until you wake up the next day with a fat chick in your bed.
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