Dumb ass with foot in mouth Brandon Davis is asking Lindsay Lohan to forgive him for his outburst about her being a firecrotch the other week.

“My behavior on May 16 was inexcusable,” Davis says in a statement that sounds like he had some help in writing. “What started out as a joke got completely carried away and I am horrified at the words that came out of my mouth. I consider Lindsay a friend and I hope she accepts my sincere apology for my reprehensible actions last week.”

Sounds like he’s not getting an allowance for being stupid, so he has to say he’s sorry for being a dumb ass drunk. it’s out turn to laugh at him now. Who the hell in their right mind would forgive and forget and be friends again?

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