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Posted by George on December 5th, 2005
The queen of talk Oprah Winfrey lied about being robed at home. Oprah said she once staged a robbery when she was a 12 year old child, so she can get a new pair of eyeglasses.
All this elaborate planning was because Oprah didn’t want her ugly looking bi-focal glasses.
I had these awful cat-eye glasses and mine were bi-focal and I wanted a new pair and my mother couldn’t afford it, so I broke them and staged a robbery and put myself in the hospital and pretended to have amnesia when she came to see me.
But this plan backfired because momma Winfrey was a smart lady and saw through this lie. So even good girl Oprah was a bad girl. Now we can all sleep easier at night.