After getting news of Britney Spears dumping his sorry ass, Kevin Federline, took a sharpie to a shower door and came up with this poem.
Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
Fuck a wife
Give me my kids Bitch!
–Kevin Federline
Guess Kevin won’t be a poet anytime soon.
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