Screech needs to go into porn
Save Screech’s House
Dustin Diamond who star in The Save By The Bell as Screech should become a porn star and save his house. The legendary tale of the nerd with the missile in his pants is real. Dustin was on the Howard Stern show when Howard asked him if it was really true. Like someone is going to say “No it’s all a lie.”
His [Dustin's] girlfriend was there to verify and he talked about some funny problems he’s had with his giant size over the years. There was a funny line that when he was born his dad said he was “all nose and hose”.
With that equipment of his, Screech will be able to save his house in no time, doing porn. Because, no one is going to waste their money to get these shirts.
[City Rag]
He doesn’t need to go into porn to because then he’ll have to prove his bogus claim of ten inches, and obviously he won’t be able to do that. Then again there are quite a few of little dick porn stars who get away with claiming to have a big dick.