Paris Hilton not doing the Doggy Style
Paris Hilton is claiming to be celibate for six to seven months now. Here is what Paris had to said in this matter:
About six or seven months, I think. I don’t care. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex. I’ve only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I’d like to be single. Sex is sacred. People shouldn’t have sex unless they’re in an exclusive relationship anyway. I’d rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don’t do it! Young girls should know that.
By her calculation, she will be back doing the doggy style in six to five months. But, we all know six to seven months in Paris time is like a couple weeks. Maybe to celebrate one year of celibacy, Paris will make another night vision porn tape.
