Michael Jackson

Self proclaim King of Pop Michael Jackson is reported to be planning a major makeover that will transform Jackson into a muscle bound rapper. After meeting DJ Whoo Kid in Bahrain, Whoo Kid has Jackson on his makeover:

I told him he needs to cut his hair, get some million-dollar earrings, get a million-dollar watch and take all them spaceship clothes off.

Jackson is seriously ready and committed to changing his whole look and has already started working out to get those muscles. Also in the planning stage is Jackson’s collaboration with Whoo Kid and 50 Cent.

I can’t want to see the new and improved Eminem looking Jackson.

[Contact Music]

Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts first line at her debut on Broadway for Three Days of Rain were masked by all the audience’s applause.

The first lines spoken by Julia Roberts in her Broadway debut were drowned out by applause at an eagerly awaited preview of “Three Days of Rain.”

The play, which started previews Tuesday and opens April 19 at the Bernard B. Jacobs Theatre, is Roberts’ first major project since the birth of her 16-month-old twins, Phinnaeus and Hazel.

[AP]

Justin Timberlake

Singer Justin Timberlake has snagged the leading role in the upcoming action movie call Stop the Loss. Timberlake will play the role of an American Iraq War hero in the style of John Rambo, the guy Sylvester Stallone played in the Rambo series. A source says:

Justin is thrilled about getting his first leading role. It is a huge challenge for him and he’s excited as well as nervous.

Besides bulking up to play the role Timberlake still has to finish up his album.

Justin will have to work quickly to finish the songs. He has been in the studio but he won’t have much time once he starts filming.

Lindsay Lohan

Leonardo DiCaprio and Lindsay Lohan are reportedly in love since they first met on New Years. A source tells News Of The World:

Leonardo is besotted with Lindsay. They are a perfect match. They wanted to keep it a secret just because it’s more fun that way.

The two have been rumor to be secretly dating for the past three months now.

[Female First]

Marc Anthony says hello with a flip of a finger and a grab of the nuts.

• Barbra Streisand gets around. Her affairs included Prince Charles and Dodi Fayed. [Mirror]
• Wilmer Valderrama is a giant in the sack. [City Rag]
• Lindsay Lohan adopted by Kate Moss and is receiving advice in the dangers of drug and alcohol abuse. [3am]
• Sharon Stone wants teenage girls to learn and perform oral sex, instead of the basic intercourse. [Contact Music]
• Jackie Chan injured when kicked with the wrong shoe during filming for Rob-B-Hood. [AP]
• Britney Spears’ former bodyguards (Lonnie Jones, Randy Jones and Silas Dukes) suing for overtime pay. [TMZ]
• Nicole Richie denies Kevin Smith claims of having sex on the toilet with Jason Mewes. [Entertainment Wise]
• Richie Sambora breaks left arm. I bet a cure played a role in this. [People]

Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie has finally pinpoint the cause of her past drug addiction. The exact cause for the drug abuse has been reveal by Nicole, happy childhood. Nicole tells Tatler magazine:

I had a pretty fun childhood, but I just wanted to feel nothing. It wasn’t that it was horrible and I wanted to feel better. I just didn’t want to feel anything.

Doing drugs kind of made me just forget and not feel anything, for a second. I think it’s a combination of things. Partly just me wanting to be older – it’s what the older kids were doing at the time.

I don’t know whether, if I had lived somewhere else, it would have been a problem. I’d say it probably would have been, not matter where I grew up.

Now we know what the real problem is now. Nicole is just crazy. Who the hell uses drugs so they don’t have to feel happy. Drug users that I seen uses drugs to feel super happy.

[Female First]

Katie Holmes taking a stroll in Beverly Hills looking a little goofy.

[JJB]

Scarlett Johansson

This year’s sexiest women is none other than Isaac Mizrahi’s main squeezes Scarlett Johansson. In a poll conducted by FHM magazine, their readers rated Johansson as the sexiest women, beating out Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba. Johansson says:

One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy. I’d like to thank FHM’s readers for the huge compliment.

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Jessica Alba
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Keira Knightley
5. Halle Berry
6. Jenny McCarthy
7. Maria Sharapova
8. Carmen Electra
9. Teri Hatcher

[AP]

• Simon Cowell got another TV show for you guys, its call America’s Got Talent. [
• Ocean's 13 starts filming in July. [Reuters]
• Reese Witherspoon sick of reading that her marriage with Ryan Philippe is on the rocks. [Female First]
• Sienna Miller is rumor to be getting down and dirty with Keira Knightley’s ex Jamie Dornan. [Life Style Extra]
• Tom Cruise commanding ex-wife Nicole Kidman to dump boyfriend Keith Urban. [The Bosh]
• Star Jones doing fine and says rumors that she almost died during plastic surgery are greatly exaggerated. [MSNBC]
• Jennifer Lopez on a spinach diet to increase fertility. Didn’t Popeye get stronger with spinach.
• RIP Cargo magazine. [Gawker]
• DealBreaker opening for Wall Street gossip tomorrow. [Fishbowl]
• Spring break at Wal-Mart. [Des Moines Register]

Tom Cruise

During an investigation of Anthony Pellicano, the FBI discovered tape recording of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. In the past, Kidman had reportedly knew she was being taped by Cruise during the end of their marriage. Because of this, Kidman had employed her own private investigator by the name of Richie Di Sabatino to counteract the measure that Cruise’s PI had employed. Sabatino tells the New York Post:

We swept her phones and put on an encryption device, so she couldn’t be wiretapped. We tried to keep one step ahead.

A friend of Kidman says:

During her divorce, she would talk to friends on the phone and every couple of minutes break into the conversation and say, ‘So, Tom, are you listening,’ or ‘Am I saying what you want me to say, Tom?’ She knew he was either tapping her phone or trying to. She was no dummy. She not only knew about it but taunted Tom.

So this is what Scientology taught Cruise.

[Entertainment Wise]

• Sleep too much or too little and get Type 2 diabetes. [New Kerala]
• Jennifer Aniston’s therapists dies, now Aniston need more therapy. [Female First]
• X-Files Gillian Anderson is going XXX in her new film Straightheads. [Entertainment Wise]
• Lucy Liu and Josh Hartnett’s wild night on the town lead to police being called. Can this be the beginning of why Hartnett and girlfriend Scarlett Johansson is rumor to be on the rocks? [Contact Music]
• Diddy scraps his plans for a high fashion women ware. [Luxist]
• Singer Pink may become a kidnapper in the future. [Guardian Unlimited]
• Justin Timberlake denies rumors of trouble in his relationship with girlfriend Cameron Diaz. [Digital Spy]
• Johnny Knoxville may become a Jackass again. [Starpulse]

This got to be the funniest thing I saw. Actor Randy Quaid has filed a lawsuit against the producers of the gay cowboy movie Brokeback Mountain. Quaid’s suit alleged that the producers lied to him about the movie by saying the movie was:

a low-budget, art house film, with no prospect of making any money

Quaid is seeking a whopping $10 million for what amount to about a few minute of being on the screen. The ones that should be suing should be Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal, they are the ones who had to get all gay on each other.

[TMZ]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie has laid down the law for Brad Pitt and any sex scenes he will be in the future. Angelina has been reported to have told Brad he is not allow to be in anymore sex scenes. A source tells Celebrity Living:

Now that Angelina is pregnant … she has become increasingly jealous of Brad’s opportunities to star alongside many of Hollywood’s leading ladies

The reason for this feeling is that Angelina is afraid that another younger girl will come and do a sex scenes with him and he would dump her for the younger girl.

Another source says, “She has no plans to let Brad have his attention focused on a younger woman on screen.” The same type of thing that happen to Jennifer Aniston when Angelina and Brad while filming the movie Mr & Mrs Smith.

[Nine MSN]