Two of the Lindsay Lohan favorite things to do is eating McDonald and having sex. Apparently rehab is just a vacation from the real world for Lohan, while in rehab she has been sending Brody Jenner some sexy messages involving fast food and jamming meat inside her vagina.

We’ve eye-balled one particularly flirtatious sext-message that Lohan sent Jenner – former flame of Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad – last Saturday night in which the 12-stepper, among other requests, texted that all she wanted was “McDonald’s and sex.”

How kinky is that, eating a Big Mac sandwich while your vagina is getting stuffed with sausage. This reminds me of an episode on the Seinfeld show in which George decided he needed to add food to his sex life, “Food and sex, those are my two passions. It’s only natural to combine them.” Oh the memories.

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