Lindsay Lohan’s goes to see dead people
Lindsay Lohan has agree to spend four hours for two days working at the morgue and another two days working at a hospital emergency room as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving.
Hopefully, Lindsay doesn’t have necrophilia and wind up screwing multiple corpse. At least at the morgue the people are already dead, but at the hospital she’s dealing with, I dunno, people who are still breathing. Instead of laughter there will be silence when Lindsay mistaken her bottle of Vodka as medicine and fill a syringe with it and inject a patient.
