Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders, Renee Thomas, 20, and Angela Keathley, 26, were arrested at a bar for having sex in a bathroom stall together.

These girls should have known better, you never mess with a girl and her toilet. Girls get real piss when they have to wait in long lines for the bathroom. What these girls should have done was, sneak into the guys bathroom and have some hot steamy girl on girl sex.

If these Panthers cheerleaders would have done the deed in the guys bathroom they would have been cheered on instead of being arrested. So the next time you girls are feeling a little frisky head on over to the gentleman’s bathroom.

Meanwhile, detectives are trying to determine how Thomas gained possession of the driver’s license of the third cheerleader.

These must be some low rate detective if they don’t know how Thomas got her hand on the driver license. Here is a hint, the third cheerleader gave it to her because Thomas is under age.

Update:
Both Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley have been fired. Kristen Owen the one who let Renee Thomas borrow her ID has been suspended.

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