For your enjoyment the video above is Michael Jackson’s last rehearsal dated June 23, 2009.

During a live news report in Las Vegas about Michael Jackson a drunk person started to act like a drunk ass with the reporter and apparently pissing him off resulting in the drunk guy getting bitch slap. The funny part is not the slap but the two reporter back at the studio, just look at their face after the slap.

I can see reporter Steve Ryan getting the boot and the station getting sued.

If I was that cat I’d leave on my own accord — I’d call a cab. It ain’t right. This ain’t Toys R Us. They took my cat.

I’m not sure who’s worst, Britney Spears or this crazy looking girl. You would think she would enter rehab like all the other celebrities who got caught abusing alcohol or drugs, but that’s not the case with Amy, according to People magazine Amy hasn’t enter rehab yet.

All I can say is that I have not been in contact with Britney since early Friday morning.
The reason being, that I have had to attend a family funeral in Santa Barbara. My phone has been off during this time out of respect for my family. I am only now becoming aware of what is being said. I hope to be back home in Los Angeles soon and to be in contact with Miss Spears.

In the video, Britney is asked if she has anything to tell Adnan and she responded in a British accent, “I don’t know who that is. I’ve never met him before.” Maybe Britney’s breaking up with Adnan because he didn’t get her pregnant or maybe it’s Sam Lutfi who wants Britney all to himself and cause the whole restraining order thing.

Sherri Shepherd must be a member of Mensa, because during this morning’s The View she knew things no one knew about. Things like there was nothing before Jesus. Wow! Holy smokes, I wasted so many years in school learning about dinosaurs, Greek history, and even cavemen. And, now I know this Jesus dude had some superpowers, he just snapped his fingers and poof everything magically appeared.

“He said the word, ‘Mother’ and just couldn’t go any further,” Le Parisien journalist Meddy Magloire said. “A back-up singer, the DJ and a guitar player came over to console him. It looked like he might collapse. He just couldn’t continue. He just stood there in a spotlight, crying while the band continued playing.”

After a few moments of stunned silence, Magloire says, the audience of 5,000 reacted by offering calls of encouragement, which grew into applause.

The band restarted the song, but West left the stage, returning after 10-15 minutes to conclude the concert with a rousing performance of “Stronger.”

“He was very nervous, seemed to have gathered himself up, and had a lot of energy,” Magloire says. “He kept shouting out to the audience, ‘I need you… I need you right now.’ and the public was screaming back. It was magic.”

That’s emotionally! Going up on stage to sing a tribute to your mother who passed away a week ago takes courage. This is something I wouldn’t have any idea about seeing as I am a humanoid created by the government in a secret experiment to fight evil bad guys. Turns out they created something more dangerous, a human drinking machine, that’s right I can out drink you all…hahaha.

You can’t really blame Britney for this one. This was all caused by the paparazzi. I mean what kind of idiot stands in front of a moving car and not expect to get hit.

Beyonce experience an wardrobe malfunction during a concert in Toronto. While performing Deja Vu her dress opened and exposed her breast, like a true professional she just held her dress together and continue with her dancing. If you expect to see some viewable breast, I’m sorry to tell you, you won’t unless you have some super vision to see through the blurry video.

Either Beyonce is really having a bad tour or she’s planning all this. First there was the fall off the stage at another concert, now her dress malfunction. Wonder if she hired the same person who dress Janet Jackson for the Suber Bowl halftime show.

Update: Updated the video link.

Video of David Hasselhoff drunk off his ass at his Las Vegas home. The tape was recorded by his 16-year-old daughter three months ago. David gave the following statement in response to the video making it’s way to the public.

I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, one evening I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my daughters who were concerned for my well being there was a tape made that night to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my daughters. The tape was never meant to become public, but got into the hands of individuals who are not worthy of mentioning, who maliciously released the tape for their own self purpose. I hope that someone else will learn from the tape, as I have.

That’s like me when I was drunk. The only thing that’s different is my drunk ass didn’t get recorded for the world to see.

This brings me back to the college days when some girl also got psycho and took a key and placed it on the side of some car and ran it around the whole sides. We can expect to hear Britney joining the Skinhead movement real soon and her first order of business is to bust open some major can of whoop-ass.