Looks like Michael Jackson’s kids may have some problems picking out who the real mother is. The other alleged mother is a woman from London named Nona Paris Lola Jackson, who filed paper claiming she’s the mother of Michael’s three children.

Nona Paris Lola Jackson, who referred to herself in her filing as a “black Jew born in Britain” and signed her name as “dudu,” is looking to have a say in the custody arrangement that the erstwhile King of Pop arrived at with ex-wife Debbie Rowe last month. The details of that development—with regard to money and visitation rights, in particular—have remained under wraps.

“Michael and I are a sexually active couple and have been this way from the beginning,” said the woman, who also claims to have written more than 3,000 songs for Jackson.

Anything surrounding Michael just seems to get crazier and crazier as the days go by. Either this lady is a psycho or there was a big plan to fake the world in thinking Deborah Rowe was the mother.

O.J. Simpson is sorta confessing to the double homicide that killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman in his latest upcoming book.

The former football great, who was acquitted in criminal court 11 years ago of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, reportedly has been paid a whopping $3.5 million to write about the double murder that shocked and riveted the nation in 1994, according to a detailed report in the new National Enquirer.

But Simpson is not actually confessing to the murder — rather, he’s writing a “hypothetical” book — which the Enquirer reports is tentatively being called “If I Did It.”

The early part of the book tells how Simpson fell in love with Nicole and how the marriage collapsed, reports the tab. He goes on, according to the article, to describe in gruesome detail the killing of his ex-wife and Goldman; he stipulates that the murder scenes are “hypothetical.” But, notes the tab, the descriptions are “so detailed and so chillingly realistic” that readers are left with little doubt as to what really happened.

How fucked up is O.J., not as fucked up as the publisher who paid $3.5 million for the book. Only in America can we have this kind of thing.

The next time someone try to rob you, better think twice before you lay the smack down on his candy ass or your find your ass getting robbed again sued. This all started when Dana Buckman walked into a AutoZone with a semiautomatic gun trying to rob them, but instead two employees turned the table and beat Dana with a metal pipe.

Buckman claims the men chased him out of the store and continued to beat him. He is suing the auto shop and the men for the injuries he suffered and for emotional distress.

This reminds me of a mother suing a store because her daughter spilled some liquid on the floor causing her to fall, blaming the store for not controlling her daughter. So the next time you need to make a quick buck, go and punch a big dude in the face and wait for him to kick your ass so you can sue his ass.

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That’s right folks, its time to celebrate the day of the Devil or better know as 666. So for all you superstitious people out there you might want to avoid today. And for all you people who want to try your luck on this day, you might want to go visit the roulette table at your local casino, which coincidentally all the numbers add up to 666.

Maybe your really feel lucky, you might just want to go and buy yourself a lottery ticket with the number 666. And if your insanely crazy and lucky you can go visit Hell in person, located in the state of Michigan.

Have a Happy 666 Day.

This time illusionist David Blaine wanted to survive the Tanzanian jungle. For his next stunt, David wants to be left in the Tanzanian jungle, with just a TV crew to record the whole ordeal.

Maybe this time will be the last stunt David performs, this time around, David will be food for the many lions that roam the jungle.

Can someone tell this Blaine guy this jungle isn’t like what he saw in the Lion King.

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Officials were alerted by a blocked pipe in the northern city of Kiel. A cleaning company employee extracted soggy bundles of bank notes, but more money got away as the water started flowing again.

Investigators then discovered that the retiree had reported a blocked pipe at his house the same day. They visited the “slightly bewildered” man at his apartment and he confirmed that he had flushed the money away, a police statement issued late Wednesday said.

The 64-year-old “was of the opinion that mark notes no longer had any value,” it added. He still had another 30,000 marks at the apartment, as well as euro14,000 (US$17,300) in euro bills.

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They really are the ruby slippers of our time. I would never wear them, put them on, or separate them.

After paying a crazy ass $101,100.51 for those shirts, Gregory says, “There is no buyer’s remorse. [Its] the most fun thing I ever bought.”

For that price, I hope they didn’t wash those shirts before selling it to him.

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Police this weekend discovered a Long Island grandmother, mother, and toddler naked in broad daylight near the Lenox Street Bridge.

The state Department of Social Services has taken custody of the child while psychiatrists evaluate the mental state of her mother and grandmother after police found the three sitting naked in a parked car Saturday morning.

“There was an obvious mental illness issue involved,” Norwood Police Lt. Brian Murphy said yesterday.

The three were taken by ambulance to Caritas Norwood Hospital, where the grandmother and mother were given a psychiatric evaluation. Drugs or alcohol did not appear to be factors in the incident, said Murphy.

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The only reason I can see in even having Paris in this is for publicity reason other than that the director wants to see some Paris boobs. I bet the directed didn’t see the night vision porn video that Paris had made with now ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon. And I personally don’t think Mother Theresa would be doing that kind of stuff.

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She recounts the 2004 incident as:

I had a bunch of security guards around me and when I was leaving this guy just took off his shirt and he was crying, he was a bit crazy, for sure. He was like, ‘Look, I love you,’ and he had me tattooed, like, my whole body on half of his chest. I was like, ‘What is that?’ I wasn’t stopping to pay attention to it because I thought he was maybe a psycho or something… I got really scared.

That’s what you get Gisele, your so hot that people do crazy things. now only if Leonardo DiCaprio would be so devoted.

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The Rev. is set to film the pilot episode for Al in the Family soon. The show will be revolve around his larger-than-life personality.

Al says:

I don’t know if I am a good actor or not but I will be playing myself and I have been practicing that for 51 years. I am the center of a family with different social and political views and we crack jokes and confront each other but are a family.

Is it me or what, who the hell in their right mind would want to watch show. If no ones watching Joey, who the hell is going to watch this.

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The 16 contestants had eaten between 27 and 57 burgers in qualifying rounds to make it to Saturday’s event, sanctioned by the International Federation of Competitive Eating. Second prize was $5,000 and third was $2,500.

Come Thanksgiving you better get to the turkey first or else your be eating the left over bones once Takerugets his hand on the turkey. Your never see Nicole Richie eating like this.

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No one noticed her when she was robbing banks. Now, millions have seen her on surveillance videotape, calmly talking on her cell phone during one of the holdups.

Still, no one can say who she is.

The young woman who calmly held up four Northern Virginia banks in recent weeks — without ever putting down her phone — remained at large yesterday despite remarkably clear photos of her in robbery action that were broadcast on television and published in newspapers across the country.

Theories abounded yesterday as to who she is, where she might be and why she does it with a phone stuck to her ear. Is she a master of disguise? Is she merely there to rob and then leave — a tourist bandit? Is she under someone else’s control? Is she hypnotized?

I say she is under a big threat that if she doesn’t rob the banks her love ones will be killed. But first she is in a disguise that will prevent people from identifying her so she can rob more banks for the mastermind behind this. If no one can find this woman I bet there will be a Halloween costume mask of her.

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Update:
The cell phone robber has been revealed as 19 year old Candice Martinez.

Michael is notoriously bitter about his days in Jackson Five, saying he was forced to grow up too quickly.

Like father like son, Michael is about to do the same thing to his children as his father Joe Jackson did to him and his brothers. That’s right folks, exploitation, you can’t fault Michael for this he’s got to make money somehow.

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Maybe one of these students didn’t want to go to school so her or she planted the message so others will do the same. Instead of the school suing MySpace they should be after the student for making the false statement. We all know the school would also be blaming others if there was indeed a shootout at the school.

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