Rihanna gets all wet for FHM Germany. Very soon we’ll see her gracing the cover of Playboy.

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While in Miami for New Years, Elisha Cuthbert decided to give you all the finger for ogling at her in a bikini. How sexy.

Katie Price, if you have no clue who this girl is don’t worry I have no idea either. Anyway only thing I know is the other day she flashed her pantie for the world to see, this isn’t something new but still it’s pantie flashing. We all know how you like your panties flash in front of your eyes, just make sure your boss isn’t behind you mesmerized by the ass in front of your monitor.

If you’re wondering who the other girl in the picture she making out with, it’s her sister, don’t you see the resemblance. There nothing sexier than seeing two sister locking lips together except when it’s a threesome with me in the picture which happens quite often.

Another year another parade of bra and panties from Victoria’s Secret. After seeing these ladies get their Hollywood star early this week now we get to see them in their work uniform and when I say uniform I mean sexy barely there lingerie. The 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood last night.

The show will premiere December 4 on CBS at 10 p.m. EST/PST. Here are some pictures to wet your appetite before the show December 4th.

Christina Aguilera Rock’s the Vote with baby on board. Christina shows up at the launch of Rock The Vote 2008 at the Kitson store in Los Angeles last night.

Ashley Olsen and Marc Jacobs partying it up at Kate Hudsons’ Halloween party.

Heidi Klum dress as a sexy kitty at The Green Door for her 8th Annual Halloween Party.

Various Paris Hilton Halloween look.

Kate Beckinsale with husband Len Wiseman out trick-or-treating with their daughter Lilly.

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman

Christina Milian dress like something, maybe a vampire.

Gisele Bundchen relaxing in Miami with nothing but her bikini. Only thing missing is Gisele being naked at the beach. We now know why Tom Brady, quarterback for the New England Patriots, left his pregnant ex-girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan, for this beach bunny.

Victoria Secret’s Adriana Lima was spotted going through LA International Airport’s security checkpoint looking like someone else. This girl must have some kind of power to change from chubby looking to fairly decent. She’s like Clark Kent and Superman, their both the same person but no one can tell them apart.

There’s something about a woman who opens their mouth waiting for you to put something big and juicy in it. Wonder what Heidi Montag wants for breakfast at the beach? Wait there’s more Heidi’s big mouth.

You don’t really have to use any imagination to figure out in this picture, Heidi is looking for her contact lens that happen to have fallen onto the wet sand and she’s screaming to those two guys to help her look.

Just because I’m such a generous person today, here’s another of Heidi opening up for you.

After going to rehab for his numerous drug addiction Pete Doherty has taken up a new addiction to replace drugs. What’s this you addiction you ask, well it’s fatty food. This is like when people quit smoking and have to put something in their month to take its place. A few more months and Pete will over take Jason Davis in the girth department and I don’t mean the one that counts.

Once again Britney Spears forgets to wear her pantie and her vagina makes another appearance. It just isn’t that exciting to see her pink folds since its debut back in November 2006. Does she think flashing more flesh will get her kids back?

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Hayden Panettiere is the new Got Milk celebrity sporting a milk mustache. Somehow the glass of milk she is holding explodes, not sure why, but it might have something to do with she show Heroes. I bet after looking at the poster your thinking of another kind of white liquid substance that you can personally make for her, well I’m here to tell you you have a dirty mind.

Britney Spears did a photo shoot back in April 25 with Allure magazine and you would expect a totally different result than these. Either there is a Britney twin out there or they did some heavy duty airbrushing, I’m gonna go on the limb here and say airbrush. Does Allure really think their readers are going to be fool and think this is what she really look like.

Not really sure what Anne Hathaway is doing to her boyfriend, but it sure looks like she’s giving him some good head. Just look at the satisfying expression on his face. She must be so use to people with cameras that she totally forgot about all the paparazzi around her.

Britney Spears hits a parked car while trying to park her Mercedes so she can go into a vitamin store in Studio City; and after hitting the parked station wagon she screamed, “I’m a brainiac!” After checking over her car you would expect her to also do the same with the car she just hit, if you expected that, you would be wrong very wrong my friend. Not only did she not check on the other car’s damage, but she didn’t even take the time to leave a note for the owner.

At least she listen to a photographer to squat down and check her car which gave some of the paparazzi a opportunity to snap another crotch shot. She must have been so traumatized about how a park car could have jumped in front of her while parking that she fail to remember she was wearing a skirt.