Now is your chance to waste some money and rent out Paris Hilton for your New Year’s party. This Paris special will only be limited to you cool rich people located in New York, Miami, or the LA area.

What’s the cost for the special privilege of wasting your money on Paris? For a low price of $100,000 plus expenses and a private jet your get Paris to host your kick ass New Years party.

Remember that this is the same Paris Hilton that’s been ban from many hot celebrity hang outs, so think of this before you have her spend only half an hour for the party she’s hosting for you.

You all better prepare yourself, because you don’t want to accidentally enter a club and find out the performer is crap rapper Kevin Federline. So here are the places to avoid or places you can send your ex-girlfriend you don’t like anymore:

11/4 – NYC: WEBSTER HALL

11/8 – CHICAGO: HOUSE OF BLUES

11/9 – CLEVELAND: HOUSE OF BLUES – Cambridge Room

11/10 – ATLANTIC CITY: HOUSE OF BLUES

11/12 – VIRGINIA BEACH: THE NORVA

11/20 – ANAHEIM: HOUSE OF BLUES

11/22 – LOS ANGELES: HOUSE OF BLUES

Actress Jessica Biel is pimping out herself for a good cause. Jessica will be helping a teenage girl, Molly Bloom, who had lost a leg when a Hummer stretch limousine driven by Stanley D. Sample ran her over and dragged her about 38 feet.

In an audio message by Jessica, Esquire magazine’s The Sexiest Woman Alive urges listeners to support the event, saying:

Hey this is Jesse Biel, coming to you from the set of my newest film Next. Where I play opposite Nickolas Cage and Julianne Moore. Our shooting schedule is really hectic, so we only have a minute, but I want to remind you how important the upcoming July 18 Molly Bloom benefit is.

Any support you can give to the preparation for this event will be greatly appreciated. And I sincerely hope you can attend to help Molly and her family as they deal with the challenges ahead.

Although my schedule prohibit my attendance, I intend to submit a very special auction item as my contribution to the evening. Please do what you can and together we’ll all help to make a difference.

[dosomethingthatmatters.com and Denver Channel]

Have a Happy Memorial Day. Hope you all are enjoy your day off today. The weather it too good to sit here and write. And don’t forget the thousands who died in the service of this country.

To all you mothers out there, Happy Mother’s Day. Hope today was a great and fabulous day for you all.

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There will be no Chris Rock in the Academy Awards. I repeat, there will be no Chris Rock in the Academy Awards.

Chris’s publicist Matt Labov, told the AP, Chris will not be doing the show and that he would like to do it again in the future. I bet the real reason is due to last years show where Chris made fun of Jude Law not being a real star.

You want Tom Cruise and all you can get is Jude Law. Wait.

You want Russell Crowe and all you can get is Colin Farrell? Wait. Alexander is not Gladiator.

You want Denzel (Washington) and all you can get is me? Wait.

We all know with all those news about Jude Law and and Tom Cruise this year there was no way in hell the Academy Awards will have Chris Rock host. Can you imagine what kind of jokes Chris would have came up with, it would have been hilarious. There would have been enough jokes to last the whole show with just Tom and Jude.

[People]

The Bourne Supremacy star Matt Damon and Luciana Bozan were married today in a small private ceremony in New York City. This was bound to happen after breaking the news Luciana was pregnant.

Their honeymoon will be postpone until Matt is finish filming The Good Shepherd in January. The movie also stars Angelina Jolie and is directed by Robert DeNiro. Can this marriage make Angelina accept the daily proposal from Brad Pitt.

Marrying a bartender is always good, Matt won’t have to worry about what to put in his drink anymore. Congratulation to Matt Damon and Luciana Bozan, may their marriage last longer than the typical Hollywood wedding.

[Access Hollywood]

The battle of the Hilton. Lets see who wins this one. I bet Nicole Richie will be at Nicky’s party.

Get your ticket to party with Paris or party with Nicky, any way you like.

[Luxe Life]