Britney Spears can’t park
Britney Spears hits a parked car while trying to park her Mercedes so she can go into a vitamin store in Studio City; and after hitting the parked station wagon she screamed, “I’m a brainiac!” After checking over her car you would expect her to also do the same with the car she just hit, if you expected that, you would be wrong very wrong my friend. Not only did she not check on the other car’s damage, but she didn’t even take the time to leave a note for the owner.
At least she listen to a photographer to squat down and check her car which gave some of the paparazzi a opportunity to snap another crotch shot. She must have been so traumatized about how a park car could have jumped in front of her while parking that she fail to remember she was wearing a skirt.
