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Thursday, March 16th, 2006

Britney Spears back in the hospital

Britney Spears Britney Spears is once again rushed to the hospital again, not for any kind of baby emergency. This time its for stupidity, she apparently stepped on a hypodermic needle when she got out of her car barefooted while in Hawaii. Luckily the needle were tested and found to have been unused after Britney […]




Weekend Movie Release: March 17

She’s The Man (Dreamworks) V For Vendetta (Warner Bros.)




Hot Things: Will Ferrell still among the living

Victoria’s Secret Adriana Lima is a virgin. [Page Six] Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been married for over eight months now? [Daily Dish] Move over George Clooney, Teri Hatcher is now banging Ryan Seacrest. [The Sun] Don Cheadle may turn into Miles Davis. [Billboard] Will Ferrell still alive. [E Online] Three parents arrested for […]


Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

Lindsay Lohan’s Vegas wedding

Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan will have no problems following in the footsteps of Britney Spears because she wants to see how married life feels like: Marriage is a big deal, but who’s to say I’m not going to pull a ‘Vegas’ and get married just to get married and see what it’s like for a […]




Caption Me: Brooke Hogan




Jay Leno says sorry

Jay Leno Late night funny man Jay Leno has since apologized for a sketch comparing Vice President Dick Cheney’s hunting accident to a 2003 Los Angeles shooting outside a courthouse. A friend of the courthouse shooting victim Gerald Curry sent a letter to Jay about how offensive it was and told him to do the […]




Paris Hilton brand new ride

Paris Hilton trade in her Bentley for a Mercedes. This isn’t your regular old Mercedes, its the $450,000 Mercedes McLauren SLR. She must have used the $2,500 for the Sir Elton John’s post-Oscar charity party on this car. [JJB]




Hot Things: Nick Lachey get ride from two girls

Eva Longoria still has to deal with racism from her own grandmother. [Contact Music] George Clooney takes shot at the Democrats. [HuffingtonPost] Comcast in talks to take over E! from Walt Disney Co. [MarketWatch] Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton set to marry. [People] Jamie Fox continue to milk his singing fame with “Gold Digger.” [US […]




Dell Computer is for porno

Dell computer good for porno. Not real, but still funny.


Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

Natalie Portman naked scene up in smoke

Natalie Portman The raunchy scenes that Natalie Portman did for the movie Closer has been burned by director Mike Nichols. Nichols revealed the reason he torched the film strip was to keep it from falling into the wrong hands. And when he say wrong hand, we assume he means all those internet porn sites. Portman […]


 
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